john wilkes booth vs lee harvey oswald - epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics
[verse 1: lee harvey oswald]
well, well, well, look who’s ready to take a shot
at the best gunman in history, come on, show me what you’ve got
i’m a former marine, you couldn’t amount to jack
you can’t stop me, sk!ll with a weapon is something you lack!
i’ve already destroyed you, and i know you can’t refute it
trying to kidnap the president? what are you literally stupid?
you’re not good with a gun, you’re not even good on stage
the greatest sniper against you? now that’s an outrage!
[verse 2: john wilkes booth]
best gunman in history is clearly something you’re not
if you were, you wouldn’t have missed on your first d*mn shot!
if you’re truly the lone gunman, then you’ll have to face my whole gang!
i’m sure jack ruby wanted to give you a different kind of bang
it took a whole chase to catch me, you were k!lled on tv!
i k!lled lincoln, mother f*cker, you just k!lled john kennedy!
plus you shot from far away, i got right up in abe’s face
when compared to mine, you’re whole plan was a f*cking disgrace!
[verse 3: lee harvey oswald]
at will i will fire, to k!ll you, i’ve got in itch
h*ll, i might have at least respected you, if you wern’t such a b*tch!
you got a lot of guts there, k!lling lincoln, and a lot of stupidity!
i see your face is red with lividity ’cause your arguement lacks validity!
you tried to set up a whole scheme, but your accomplices failed
and trust me, if i had lived on, i would have broken out of jail!
you’ve been lyrically murdered, this wound can’t be fixed by doctor mudd
and in fifty years, the water will still run deep with your blood!
[verse 4: john wilkes booth]
you breaking out of jail? i’m not too sure about that
did you wanna be trapped when jack ruby popped a cap?
i improvise, quite civilized, as i visulize, you victimized
and epitomize a stigmatized and minimized assh0l* guys!
oswald, you oddball, you’re awed as my words fall
i applaud enthralled as you’re left in flawed sprawl!
i’ll c*ck my derringer and finish you off with a pow!
sic semper tyrannis! and with that, i take my bow!
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