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hernán cortés vs montezuma - epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

[verse 1: montezuma]
let the mighty aztec warrior show you the meaning of true pain
after this battle is done, you’ll be fleeing back to spain!
stay away from mexico and just let me lead my people
you’re not a brave fighter, hernando, you’re one hundred percent evil!
you’re the epitome of immorality from every aspect
you held no position of power, but i ruled over the aztecs!
aww, you ran away from home because you wеre too poor? how sad
but you won’t die peacеfully this time, i can guarantee that!

[verse 2: hernan cortez]
fighting technology with spears will never attain you a win
i’m just going to sit back and watch history repeat itself again!
you think you can harm me? come at me, ese!
poor thing, you built your empire, but i took it away!
you think sacrificial offerings are true displays of force?
how’d you expect to beat us when you’ve never even seen a horse?
by the time i arrive in mexico, you were already doomed
feeling b*tthurt, monty? well it’s just a flesh wound!

[verse 3: montezuma]
treated unjustly by the spainish crown? that’s bullsh*t, man!
i’ll sacrifice you to the gods right in the middle of tenochtitlan!
you died from dysentery? what is this, the oregon trail?
and congrats on getting lucky, your previous voyages were all fails!
why can’t you leave us alone? we did nothing to you!
f*ck spain, f*ck your army, and, oh yeah, f*ck you too!
i’ll make you suffer like the disease you brought to make us die
you’re a worse man than edison and hitler combined!
[verse 4: hernan cortez]
half a century’s passed and i’m still k!lling your people in masses
i think someone’s just mad that i slaughtered his ass!
a man with 19 children has got to be insane
you’ve got the same amount of kids as different spellings of your name!
and jesus, man, what the f*ck are you wearing?
it’s like i’m facing a vibrant h0m*s*xual canary!
i’ll stab you in the face as my crew shouts “ole!”
your rhymes are far from gold, but i’ll rob you anyway!

- epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

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