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fidel castro vs julius caesar - epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

[verse 1: fidel castro]
come out of your tomb and feel the effects of time
i’m 85 years old, and i can still spit a rhyme!
i’ll mash you and assassinate you harder than brutus!
you only put your snake in cleopatra ’cause you’re senatus proposterus!
just one lyrical stab and you’ll be on the floor, dead!
i’ll leave you more stained with blood than gorbachev’s forehead!
you and your uncle voldemort need to get the h*ll out
or else i’ll castro*ate you, torture you, and gouge your eyes out!

[verse 2: julius caesar]
we’ve got a crisis on our hands, and this time it’s big!
my rhymes will lеave you feeling stupider than a bay of pigs!
i’m dictating this battle with an iron fist!
you’vе got a lot of gaul if you think that you can fight this!
you’re going down fido, the die has been cast!
i’ll kick your ass, i’ve got the class; in this battle you won’t pass!
no need to assign labels when you’re the real scum
i’ll take all your war machines, and shove them up your bum!

[verse 3: fidel castro]
you need to calm your ass down, and shut the f*ck up!
are you on your special period? is there blood also coming from your b*tt?
i’ll take lenin and marx and we’ll bring your army down!
we’ll k!ll all of your people, and then ransack all your towns!
how can you spit a rhyme if you can’t even protect yourself?
quit trying to rap and maybe focus on your health!
jfk tried to remove me, look what happened to him!
are you in over your head, or just full to the brim?
[verse 4: julius caesar]
i spit verbal war and revolution at this fella!
i’ll b*tch*smack you, chavez, morales, and mandela!
we’ve got enough awareness, no need for pink tide!
by the end, this “president” will have nothing to preside!
watch out castro, face my wrath, you get me p*ssed
i can see your face turning red, guess you’re a true communist!
i led a british invasion and made all of europe a feared!
now, why don’t you go back to having an affair with your beard?

- epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

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