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custer vs george s. patton - epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battles of history
george armstrong custer
versus
george s. patton
begin

[verse 1: george s. patton]
watch out, cause i’m shooting bullets across your home land
when it’s all said and done, this’ll be custer’s last stand
do i need to west point out that you’re going to lose?
when this battle’s over, you’ll be singing the cowboy blues
battle of bull run? did it run away from your ugly face?
i competed in both world wars, you just look out of place
i’m advancing into elizabeth, gonna give it to her double dirty
you couldn’t fight your way out of a p*ss*soaked paper bag, ya heard me?

[verse 2: george armstrong custer]
yeehaw! you’re bout to get a rap smack in the jaw!
i’ll spill your old blood and guts while your family watches in awe
hearing you rap is like doing my laundry, it’s quite unpleasant
but seriously? you died cause you wanted to k!ll some pheasants?
i don’t even need to plan my raps, cause it can’t be too hard
to beat your old pedo ass into a puddle of pig lard
ask any guy to name a famous hard*ass, they’ll spit out my name
it doesn’t matter how bad i beat you, it’s all the same
[verse 3: george s. patton]
don’t make me give you the speech, you uncouth assh0l*
i’m teaching all my soldiers how to do a jump*duck*barrel roll
you’re getting pwned by the one and only g.s.p
so get your ass outta here by the count of three!
1…2…

[verse 4: george armstrong custer]
stop right there, i don’t take orders from you, old man
the ladies love my curly hair and i’m mighty fine!
you don’t deserve a patton on the head, you need a slap!
i’m the natives to your bigh*rn, so have a nice day, chap

[outro]
who won?
you decide
epic rap battles of history

- epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

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