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confucius vs nostradamus - epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

[verse 1: nostradamus]
this old chinese wh0re doesn’t know what’s in store
i’ve read your cr*p, and i just can’t take it anymore!
i’ll tear, rip, and burn up all five of your classics!
then perform a seventh act and kick you back to the jurassic!
you won’t end up as a winner, you’ll end up back in your grave!
if you only know how to tell little kids how to behave!
but you’re going to try and prove that you’re the better player
excuse me while i empty my mind, heart, and soul of all care!

[verse 2: confucius]
you don’t know why i’m better, so confucius say i show you why
you’re winning? like frogs falling down from the sky
i’m from the land of the rising sun, i’ll defeat you like chu
so gaisi de shishi, they even call me kung fu!
at least you admit you’re not really a prophet
you’re on a road straight to h*ll, no way to get off it!
you need courage, your people tend to usually run away
winter solstice 2012 mark, the end of your dignity!

[verse 3: nostradamus]
oh please, i did not predict that sh*t, can’t you see?
stop worshipping your ancestors and start worshipping me!
i’m clearly the superior man, you fat slob
sorry, professional thinker doesn’t count as a job!
[verse 4: confucius]
when i rap verbal malaria, all falls ill!
the only plague you need to treat is your rapping sk!lls!
you say you’re gonna win, but i don’t know how
for i predict the end of your world to be about right now!

[verse 5: sigmund freud]
not so fast, losers, prepare to get smoked
i don’t just make up insults, i actually study jokes!
i’m the father of psychology, and hearing your monotony
makes me want to take an axe and give you a lobotomy!
you’re not a talented seer, and you’re not the minister of masses
if anatomy is destiny, i’m destined to crush your asses!
thinking you’re better than me is a gigantic mistake
now that you’re under my trance, awake, awake

- epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

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