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che guevara vs simón bolívar - epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

[verse 1: simon bolivar]
now the the liberator has taken his place in the rap arena
best prepare to get a bruise about the size of argentina!
saying you’ll win would be laundering the truth more than detergent!
cool it, you’re not a saint, you’re just overly insurgent!
i fought a whole empire, que vas a perder!
don’t think you can win with your guerrilla warfare
when this is done, you’re going to be more than out of breath
you argentineh*rn, call this a decree of war to the death!

[verse 2: che guevera]
shoot, coward, you know i’m here to send you to your grave
you’re only smart choice in life was when you decided to shave
you’re going down, simon, prepare to say your goodbyes
i’ll overthrow you harder than the 26th of july!
prepare to get blown to pieces, or maybe something worse
you might as well make your whole name your whole second verse!
you’re worthless, bolivar, you can’t fight my commando
i’m the king of all rappers, rey de rapeando!

[verse 3: simon bolivar]
the king of rapping, eh? well i guess it’s time you’re dethroned!
b*tch, you’re only well known for a phote where you look stoned!
having trouble breathing, che? just go back to tarara
i’ll take your troops down faster than they took santa clara!
the day you blow me up will be a non*existent day!
but at least i’d go out with a bang, you got captured by the cia!
take your husband castro, and go make some kids
just remember, mess with bolivar, and get your ass kicked!
[verse 4: che guevera]
you don’t know strategy, you’re just fumbling about
yes, the general’s in his labyrinth, but he can’t get out!
complete utter decimation is my diagnosis
battle me? you’ll lose harder than your duel with tuberculosis!
i’m the symbol of rebellion, influential and famous
what entertainment! kicking the *n*s of this heinous ignoramus!
just face it, i’ll be forever known
as the man who kicked bolivar’s ass, viva la revolution!

- epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

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