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ben franklin vs leonardo da vinci - epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

[intro]
epic rap battles of history
benjamin franklin
versus
leonardo da vinci
begin

[verse 1: benjamin franklin]
i’m the mighty founding father, straight outta philadelphia city
he that speaks ill of the benjamin and dies shall receive no pity
what you seem to be is no more than an old r*t*rd with a beard
i’ll write up a declaration of ass*whooping, so be very afeared
don’t complain to me that you can’t get a wife, complain to god
i made mona lisa moan*a when i showed her my lighting rod
assuredly you shall hang eternally from george’s cherry tree
this’ll be your last supper, so eat up, p*ssy

[verse 2: leonardo da vinci]
speaking of food, your fat ass could give every kid in africa a snack
i think poor richard’s just sad that his almanack’s whack
ambassador to france? i’m thе ambassador to your mom’s pants!
so you banged my painting, eh? i don’t exactly call that romancе
i was the one that thought up the parachute, the helicopter, and the tank
you created the stove and the library? well your inventions stank!
is there a power on earth that can erase you? yeah, right here
if you think you’re the better one, you’ve had a little too much beer
[verse 3: benjamin franklin]
so what if i drink? i don’t paint virgins on rocks
i experiment with science and revolutionize it when opportunity knocks
i’ll stick this kite and key up your ass and wait for a storm
you’ll scream louder than teenage girls in a modern college dorm

[verse 4: leonardo da vinci]
after we end this rap battle on this fine afternoon
i’ll use your “armonica”, as you call it, to play a sweet little funeral tune
your friends will watch and happy they will be to see you dead
are you embarrassed that you lost? cause your face is brick red!

[outro]
who won?
you decide
epic rap battles of history

- epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

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