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anne frank vs erwin rommel - epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

[verse 1: erwin rommel]
let the general field marshall give you a description of your fate
so find a seat, sit down, and concentrate!
why bother fighting, your excellentcy? there’s no chance that you’ll win!
even your own mother hated you, ain’t that a sin?
you’re a peasent, can’t you see? i’m powerful and regnant
you went so far with peter, you should be on 13 and pregnant!
you lost your citizenship, now you’ll lose your dignity too!
you’ve been a very bad girl annie, go back to your room!

[verse 2: anne frank]
what’s the matter? afraid of a little circumsision?
you’re just a n*z* c*nt from the 7th pansy division!
don’t diss my diary, b*tch, i’d love to read yours
“dеar best friend, a little girl slappеd me ’cause i called her a wh0re”
i’ll burn you up brighter than the day i saw the sun!
you’re done, that pathetic gun won’t please anyone!
your rhymes are so sick, i’m surprised you haven’t made yourself hurl
i’ve got more b*lls than you rommel, and i’m a thirteen year old girl!

[verse 3: erwin rommel]
i’d like a real enemy, not this sick jewish scamp!
go take a hike anne, oh wait, wrong camp!
you died? big whoop, we all know that would have happened
boys would have stuck their candles in your secret annex!
[verse 4: anne frank]
quit sucking hitler’s winzage schwanz and think for yourself
you shouldn’t call yourself desert fox, you have no stealth!
the world must know of your defeat, and i know what i’ll say
“dear kitty, i lyrically b*tch*slapped some assh0l* today”!

[interlude: erwin rommel & adolf hitler]
anne, i’m not going to hurt you, i’m not a real n*z*
say what now?!

[verse 5: adolf hitler]
how dare you leave the n*z*s to side with a teenage brat!
you betrayed me rommel! i don’t take too kindly to that!
h*ll, you even tryed to k!ll me! what happened to you?
wusten*f*ck you, you’re fired, go hang with the jews!
i don’t even need a beat, i’ll destroy you acapella
hey look! anne’s out of hiding. go get her fellas!
alright, that’s taken care of, time to take your last breath!
here’s a cyanide pill, rommel, pummel back to your death!

[verse 6: erwin rommel]
lay off, adolf b*tchler, i mean, she’s just a kid!
plus her book got better ratings than yours ever did!
i’ll knock you out cold, this won’t end in a near fall
you are literally drunk in power, go back to your beer hall!
five and a half million jews? that’s crazy, calm down
we should leave a sign on each store, “no hitlers allowed”!
d*mn right, i tried to k!ll you, an evil, evil, man
here, take this breifcase, run, and stay away from anne!

- epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

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