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alfred hitchcock vs charlie chaplin - epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

[verse 1: alfred hitchc*ck]
ladies and gentlemen, grab your seats, we’re in for a treat
alfred hitchc*ck presents charlie chaplin’s defeat!
i’m the master of suspense, your films make me bored
the academy made a mistake in giving you an award
i’ll trample this tramp who think’s he’s got talent
because without it, you can’t make movies like alfred!
horror’s scared of me, i’ll make a shower scene violent!
you have thе right to remain like your films, silent!

[verse 2: charlie chaplin]
mastеr of suspense? oh please! i’m at the back of my seat!
you should be scared of me, not the d*mn police!
all of your so*called horror films are not worth a penny
you only want my oscars ’cause you never got any!
your greatest films are like your belly b*tton, you ain’t got one!
and your movies are so awful, even you don’t wanna watch ’em!
i’m a master of comedy, and yet a man of few words
i’ll mash your old ugly ass and then feed you to the birds!

[verse 3: alfred hitchc*ck]
yes, i get it. i might not be hot, see
at least i didn’t shave so that i’d look like a n*z*
you say i’m old, but let’s look at you, chap
walking around with a cane and a dumb top hat!
my films are box office hits, your’s are pieces of sh*t
hitch losing against this b*tch would be a real plot*twist!
and as the movie closes on a shot of you deceased
you’ll realize that your career was not important in the least!
[verse 4: charlie chaplin]
you think i’m not worth sh*t? you were a failure since birth!
but in my time, i was the most famous man on planet earth!
the only time i’d watch your films are to laugh at their blandness
but i won’t be throwing tomatoes, it’ll be eggs in my hands, yes!
with writing so sloppy, you’re going to need an auto*corrector
and your speeches are as short lived as your life as a director!
you’re so old and weak, you couldn’t hold a candle to me
so now i’m going to verti*go to avoid your next sh*tty movie!

- epic fanmade rap battles of history lyrics

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