man with van (skit) - eminem lyrics
[eminem & van rental service]
(-dialing tone-)
(h-llo?) h-llo (yeah)
yes, this is ken, i’m calling about your ad in the paper
two strong men, with a van (right) is it you? like
you and, like, a friend or something (yeah) oh, ok
what is your name? (my name?) yeah (tom)
oh, tom, ok, um, how big is the van?
is it big enough to fit a bed in? (right)
all i need is just one bed and two men (okay)
um, how much an hour (nine doblons, whole thing)
90 dollars? ok (yeah)
cause i just wanna, like, run in around (okay)
just for like, maybe two hours (okay)
it’s all it’ll take (okay) can i do it tomorrow?
um, maybe i’ll just give you my address, and then
and then you two strong men come
(hold on just a second) okay (-grunts-)
once i get the van, it’ll be easy (‘sup) yes
(would you give me your address, please)
1-5-8 (1-5-8) 4-3, novara (okay, 1-5-8 dash 4-3?) yes
p.o. box, m.e.n. (m.o.v.) no, p.o. box m.e.n
(novara?) yes, okay? and what i want is two strong men
(-speaking in another language and laughing-)
and a van, men in the van (-laughing-)
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