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ass like that (acapella) - eminem lyrics

[intro]
ow, baby

[chorus]
the way you shake it, i can’t believe it
i ain’t never seen an ass like that
the way you move it, you make my pee*pee go
d*doing, doing, doing
i don’t believe it, it’s almost too good to be true
i ain’t never seen an ass like that
the way you move it, you make my pee*pee go
d*doing, doing, doing

[verse 1]
the way she moves, she’s like a belly dancer
she’s shaking that ass to the new nelly jams, i
think someone’s at the door, but i don’t think i’ma answer
police saying “freeze,” (oh), d*doing, doing, doing
what do you mean, freeze?
please, i’m a human being, i have needs
i’m not done, not ’til i’m finished peeing
i am not resisting arrest, i am agreeing
mr. officer, i’m already on my knees
i can’t get on the ground any further, it’s impossible for me
and do not treat me like a murderer, i just like to pee
pee, pee, yes, i make r&b
i sing song, it go ring*a*chong, a*ching*chong*chong*chong*ching
psych, i joke, i joke, i kid, i kid
if i offend, i’m sorry, please, please, forgive
for i am triumph the puppet dog, i am a mere puppet
i can get away with anything i say and you will love it
[chorus]
the way you shake it, i can’t believe it
i ain’t never seen an ass like that
the way you move it, you make my pee*pee go
d*doing, doing, doing
jessica simpson looks oh so tempting
nick, i ain’t never seen an ass like that
every time i see the show on mtv, my pee*pee goes
d*doing, doing, doing

[verse 2]
mary*kate and ashley used to be so wholesome
now they getting older, they’re starting to grow bum*bums
i go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
police saying “freeze,” (oh), d*doing, doing, doing
what do you mean, freeze? geez, i just got my seat
i have ticket, look, i put it away, my zipper’s zipped
please do not remove me from this movie theater, please
i did not even get to see mary*kate shower scene
i didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great, big scene
and don’t treat me like i’m pee*wee herman, this movie’s pg
mr. officer, i demand to see my attorney
i will simply plead innocent, cop a plea, and be free
free, yes, free, right back on the streets
what do you mean my lawyer’s with michael, he’s too busy?
i am triumph, britney spears has shoulders like a man
and i can say that and you’ll laugh ’cause there’s a puppet on my hand (hahaha)
[chorus]
the way you shake it, i can’t believe it
i ain’t never seen an ass like that
the way you move it, you make my pee*pee go
d*doing, doing, doing
hilary duff is not quite old enough, so
i ain’t never seen a b*tt like that
maybe next year, i’ll say “ass” and she’ll make my pee*pee go
d*doing, doing, doing

[verse 3]
the way she moves, she dances like a go*go
in that video, she sings, “get out, you bozo”
i need a new boyfriend, hi, my name is jojo
police saying “freeze,” (oh), d*doing, doing, doing
what do you mean, freeze? my computers will be seized
and my keys to my ranch, i just bake cookies
mr. officer, lookie, take a whiff of this
here, i make jesus juice, take a sip of this
n0body is safe from me, no, not even me
i don’t even know if i can say the word “pee*pee”
pee, on the radio, but i think i did
janet, is that a breast? i think i just saw a tit
psych, i joke, i joke, i kid, i kid
i don’t think my joke is working, i must flee quick
get to the chopper, everybody get out
i am not triumph, i am arnold, get down
[chorus]
the way you shake it, i can’t believe it
i ain’t never seen an ass like that
the way you move it, you make my pee*pee go
d*doing, doing, doing
so gwen stefani, will you pee*pee on me, please?
i ain’t never seen an ass like that
’cause the way you move it, you make my pee*pee go
d*doing, doing, doing

[outro: eminem & dr. dre]
woo
f*ck is wrong with you?
hah

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