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your girlfriend is ugly - emily’s toybox lyrics

[intro]
hey man
how you doin’?
you havin’ a good day?
that’s good
‘cause there’s something i’ve been meaning to tell ya for a long time
but until now
i didn’t know how to tell ya
actually*
i still don’t know how to tell ya
so i’m just gonna blurt it out
and i don’t want you to get mad at me
you won’t get mad at me right?
good

[chorus]
your girlfriend
is pretty ugly
on a scale of ten
she’d barely make a dent
know you’re only with her ‘cause she likes to spend her money
your girlfriends pretty f*cking ugly

[refrain]
yeah she’s
pretty f*cking uh*huh*gly
[verse]
so let me rate down my grading scale so
it’s 1 point if she’s femalе
she gets 1 more if shе’s living
she gets 1 point if she has all of her natural parts
it’s 1 point if she’s human
she gets 1 point if she has a personality
and 3 points if that’s a good personality
that’s [?] y’know
she gets 1 point if she’s good looking
and 1 point if all that
but*

[chorus]
your girlfriend
is pretty ugly
on a scale of ten
she’d barely make a dent
know you’re only with her ‘cause she likes to spend her money
your girlfriends pretty f*cking ugly

[refrain]
yeah she’s
pretty f*cking uh*huh*gly

[verse]
d’ya ever notice
her eyes
[?] two [?] together
besides that
she has this thing on her upper lip
it’s got
big black hair coming out of it
‘n it f*cking grosses me out
i can’t f*cking talk to her [?]
‘cause my eyes go right to her f*cking mouth
besides that she looks like a guy
what the f*ck is wrong with you
[chorus]
your girlfriend
is pretty ugly
on a scale of ten
she’d barely make a dent
know you’re only with her ‘cause she likes to spend her money
your girlfriends pretty f*cking ugly

your girlfriend
is pretty ugly
on a scale of ten
she’d barely make a dent
know you’re only with her ‘cause she likes to spend her money
your girlfriends pretty f*cking ugly

[outro]
your girlfri*end is ugly
your girlfri*end is ugly
your girlfri*end is ugly
your girlfri*end
is uh*huh*gly

- emilys toybox lyrics

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