a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

just average - elton castee lyrics

((intro))

every rapper out there likes to talk about how much money they have, and all the girls they have s*x with, and how they’re the greatest of all time
the g.o.a.t
well, you know what?
i’m the p.o.a.t
the plainest of all time

((verse 1))

cause i ain’t never been the worst, also, never the greatest
i’m in the middle of the pack don’t even know where first place is
no, i’m not big hero six but don’t you call me stewart little
d*mn, i’ll be like frankie muniz cause i’m malcolm in the middle

((chorus))

(just average)
driving in a honda accord
(just average)
better looking than michael rapaport
(just average)
six inches from the base to the tip
(just average)
only got 4 friends in my cl!ck
((verse 2))

graduated with a 2.7
can’t even decide if i wanna be religious
will i end up in h*ll or will i end up in heaven?
probably just stuck in a seven eleven
ain’t going back but my car go back between skinny and obese got a couple pounds of fat
eating some oreos
that what you call [?]
girl walks by but i’ll never be the romeo
offer to take her to the gun show
realizing everytime i go to the gym i just my around till i go home
middle class man with a little motivation
make enough to pay the bills but never go on a vacation (wooo!)
never 10:07 mile last week (just one)
my ankles hurt yeah you know my legs are weak
i’m seinfeld without the jokes
obama without the hope
clothing without the dope
edison without his notes
gandi without the peace
gangster without his piece
this isn’t a riddle
i’m chill in the middle
i’m santa without the beliefs
((chorus))

(just average)
driving in a honda accord
(just average)
better looking than michael rapaport
(just average)
six inches from the base to the tip
(just average)
only got four friends in my cl!ck

((verse 3))

first date meal is a burger hold the mayo
gotta check my bank account before i go and pay though
what i make, isn’t that great
enough to go out to eat, but never order the stake
i*i*i*iq is 102
black mirror got me mad confused
basic math i don’t compute
never know which words to select
credit cards is maxed out
grade school never asked out
on the floor got three dance moves
if the girl is cute i do the statue
((pre*chorus))

if i don’t move, she can’t see me
spiders
and
tigers
and
divers
and
swipers
and
heartbreaking liars
and
really bad drivers
like pipers and miners, through drivers and players, schneider subscribers and way too much fiber
these are my fears
(they get the best of me)
xbox and halo
(it is my destiny)
if boring’s a crime
(i’d be a felony)
my life in a vine
(this b*tch empty)
(yeet!)

((chorus))

(just average)
driving in ta honda accord
(just average)
better looking than michael rapaport
(just average)
six inches from the base to the tip
(just average)
only got 4 friends in my cl!ck

((bridge))

all my music is empathetic
if i catch a cold but i gotta hazmat it
friends open up with fame and they have it
can’t rise to the top so quick i’m asthmatic
no magic to what i do call me david plain i kissed a girl and i liked it but she did not feel the same

i’m harry without the style going in no direction
my parents embarrassed they show me no affection
no special abilities i’m a mundane muggle
can’t bang like a p*rn star but beast mode at snuggles

((outro))

yow get one chance at this life
and imma take my time to complete the climb
you stay up all night to become the best
but i’ll take my 8 hours and rest
my
case
just average

- elton castee lyrics

Random Song Lyrics :

Popular