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the toiletpaper song (the school song) - elias niemietz lyrics

[verse]
okay, this the motherf*ckin’ toiletpaper song
go in the supermarket, i ask for the toiletpaper
they say “oh, no, not you again”
i say “give me my toiletpaper, i give you some extra tip*money, and you’ll be happy, buy a little nice, uh, geschen–, present for your son and then you will hear this song”
toilet*paper!
please in my hands!
please, toiletpaper!
i buy the limited edition
limited editon, with some extra more paper in it
with some extra nice geruch
it taste like sh*t
it stinks like sh*t
and what does it motherf*ckin’ bring me up*way? sh*t
“and what is this?” this is the sh*t
“and what do i have to do with this?” cleaning my sh*t
okay, lets go
is this voice annoying to you? i don’t give a sh*t
’cause i’m rapping like this
and i got a motherf*cking
pickup business
and i know how you doin’
back in school
the teacher say to all the kids “f*ck you in the assh0l*, if you don’t machen aufgabe eins”
but i made aufgabe zwei, just to prank the lehrer
and they say “what the f*ck are you doing?”
i say “make auf*gabe zwei, to verarsch you”
i say “hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”
and i’m, i say “…”
and then the lehrer says “go out of my class”
i say “no*oh! the only thing, i can go nach hause, because i don’t stand your unterricht, your unterricht is like sh*t, like the toiletpaper is, when i clean my ass wit’ it”
okay lets go, lets go, lets go, lets go
is this sound cool? yes it is
okay lets go

- elias niemietz lyrics

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