dayum - elias niemietz lyrics
[verse 1]
o*uh, came up from the motherf*cking bottom
where the record for the record—, okay
this is a certified hood classic, yo
eminem, what the f*ck? rippity*rapping, rippity*rapping
and i—, today i went to the youtube studio to hand them over my videos so they can put them up on youtube
did you already get the refrence? oh
(*fart*), oh
that was a good fart, ‘art, bart
and i will würgen like bart, ‘art, mart, cart, lart, fart
so many rhymes on double entendres, and so many double*double quick double*double check, chick, chack, chidle*diddle
on top of еach other, you know i am the best rappеr, the best kacking and toilet rapper
no kacking, no f*cking, no lucking, no backing
and when i bake a kuchen it make sure add no zucker in it
so i don’t need to kotzen hundert mal
but after kotzen hundert mal, you’re feeling pretty good
i have experienced this feeling pretty good
because i needed to kotzen and it came up from the deepest from the magen
but i—, yeah, i did it
it is all now in the toilet and probably somewhere out in africa
well, who even gives a sh*t
the only sh*t i give is the toilet sh*tting
and when kacking, no f*cking, okay this is a certified hood classic
turn my vocals up higher and i am not a liar
but when i say i don’t buy toiletpaper i definetly lied
because i buy so much toiletpaper
the s—, uh, the staat needs more money
and i give them money, and i don’t have money after that
och gott
[verse 2]
f*ck, i need a pause
no, no pause, this is no school
and school is like prison, they keep us in and after the school is done, they not keep us in
then we can go home
and toilet—, the toilet full
eh*ah, the white keramik bowl, already know what i’m saying
my stuhl is wackeling, my stuhl is knatering
like when you are on the toilet!
god d*mn, i’m so motherf*cking good at this rapping sh*t
and what do i sh*t? sh*t
yeah, makes that sense? absolutely!
okay, let’s go
recod for the motherf*cking record 15
we are on top of the world and i’m on top of the toilet
and my kacke is on top of the klo welt
okay, let’s go
where is my toiletpaper community? i wanna see your hands in the air!
i wanna see a little clap (*clapping*)
oh, that was a nice one, i wanna see your hands in the air, cheer a little (*cheering*)
ayy, ayy, ayy
this is a certifed hood classic
the toiletpaper on me, rises on top of the world, on the toilet
okay
have you ever, uhm, visit a scheiße museum?
well, i will open one when i’m twenty*one i probably do that
and then there will be so much toilet, so much toiletpaper
and of course you can digitaly buy the record for the record installments
1 to one*hundred*million i probably did ’til then, okay let’s go
(*clap*)
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