professor bloodfart’s liquified erection - elbow deep lyrics
being bald is better with a beard and calculator
so riddle me this
what is one plus one plus this d*ck?
it is small and flaccid an unamazing amount
but all that is about to change
it is time to make this count
professor bloodfart’s liquid erection
professor bloodfart’s chemical castration
the combination of m*st*rbation and lack of hygiene created
professor bloodfart’s liquid erection
this unpattened compound will bankrupt v**gr*
after testing is done on mice and then on humans
one day in the lab my hot assistant
made me forget to wash my hands
she puts the ass in assistant
i put the d in hand
it went from a tingle to a burn
then all out concern
due to an audible sizzle
i looked down
h*ll came to crotch town
it happened so fast
my pr*ck is but a thing of the past
i stood up and it oozed down my leg
it hit the floor like a bubbling runny egg
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