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my homie's gay - efemjay lyrics

[verse 1]
it’s kind of awkward and i really shouldn’t say sh-t
but my homie booger’s on some motherf-cking g-y sh-t
and i need to find a way to let him know we’re still cool
he’s just overly polite to try to push in a guy’s stool
so what if b-lls make him drool
and it hurts every time he drops the kids off at the pool
it’s his prerogative to practice h0m-s-xuality
but taking c-cks up the -ss could end in his fatality
and i don’t want to see my homie’s casualty
so if you’re into f-cking dudes, you can’t do it casually
you gotta use a jimmy hat and make that sh-t a habit
but i just can’t believe that my l’il homie is a f-ggot
word to richard simmons
he likes big b-tts, but he don’t like women’s
in male fecal matter’s where his sperm be swimmin’
but he can’t find employment so his only job is rimmin’

[hook]
1,2,3 my little homie named booger d’s
an f.a.g. and i think you better see
that he likes to be topped and, he can’t be stopped when
he’s got a c-ck in his mouth til the last drop and
booger, booger d he’s an f.a.g
uh booger d, booger d, what the f-ck do you see?
booger d, booger d, do you have hiv?
b-b-b-booger, booger d, h0m-s-xuality

[verse 2]
my homie’s g-y but i wanna let him know
that i’m down with the motherf-cking ho to the mo
does he like it up the -ss real fast or slow-mo?
does he shave his nutsac or let his p-b-s go fro?
what position does he play, does he catch or pitch?
can he suck the f-cking chrome off a trailer hitch?
or does he give lame head like terri schiavo would?
does he f-ck wit the boys from the rival hood?
or does he keep on the down low, and play it straight?
is it a personal choice, or would he say its fate?
for him to want to suck the kernels out a fellow’s corn hole
and up the -ss take a motherf-cking telephone pole
i wanna tell the h0m- that i’m cool with his lifestyle
i’d even let him babysit me and wife’s child
since we got a girl, we know he wouldn’t molest her
but when we got her home, we’d hiv test her

[hook]

[verse 3]
my homie’s as g-y as the day is long
but who the f-ck am i, to say its wrong?
cuz i got my own vices, so who am i to judge
i knew he liked the green bay packers, now i know he packs f-dg-
we watched superbowl together
now i know he likes his p–per full, whatever
i didn’t know then, why should i be caring now
booger d plants his seed on barren ground
it’s not apparent how, i can tell him i know
that he’s still my hom-ie, even though he’s ho-mo
even though he’s into fistin’ we still have a coalition
when he said he liked shrimpin’ i thought he meant fishin’
when he said he liked snowb-lls, it should have been a clue
but when he said he liked sucking sh-tty d-cks, i knew
that of g-yness, booger d was the epitome
now i’m feeling jealous cause in all the years he never hit on me

[hook]

- efemjay lyrics

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