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toothless vs pikachu - eddiefrb lyrics

[intro]
animation vs. anything!
toothless
vs
pikachu
draw!

[verse 1: toothless]
you and i are different beasts; i’m nothing like you
i ain’t gonna wait my turn to use the right move
ain’t showing no weakness, pika; i’m not the type to
you ain’t got the stones to handle what i’m gon’ raichu
my trilogy on dark knight fury just don’t miss
while your series been trash since dubbing it for kids
your games are so easy, even team rocket can’t fail
players boot up they handheld and get they hand held
was so fat, it took you a whole gen to slim
f*ck a gym badge * get homie a gym membership
when you sent kids to the hospitals, they said porygon did
homie, how ironic that pokemon is this out of pocket
owner still 10, but you getting old mad fast
you peaked, pika; i char char and make ash ash
caught you in my sights; you wiggling like a loose tooth
when i bring the fangs out, i’m the one who chews you
[verse 2: pikachu]
the viking books say you’d merk me on sight
but that verse was toothless: all berk and no bite
can’t hurt me on mic; better get ready to brawl
‘cuz i’m throwing hands and you know you gotta catch em’ all!
now for starters, a tot adopted a monster to train it
like a ditto, you saw my concept and duplicated
dragon my name through the dirt tryna copy
but you just turned out toothless (why?) cuz it’s too hard to bite off me
(pikachu!) now our eyes have met, so enough talk
pokestop: you wanna pull up? get a spun top
diss charged; i’m stealing your thunder with one shock
getting k!lled, you ain’t coming back; that’s a nuzlocke
how’d you cause all this murder and still call hiccup your best friend?
you tried to remedy it, but i wouldn’t hold your breath yet
‘cuz dragon made the orders, but you did not refuse them
you did the hit yourself and k!lled stoick in confusion

[verse 3: toothless]
stoick the vast laid his life down to protect his son
over to ash: don’t even know where his dad is from
you’re outdated; your haters are bandwagoning
even got fans asking you now to patch up your d*mn graphics

[verse 4: pikachu]
when hiccup shot you down, he took a chunk out of your wee tail
man, if i looked like that, they’d mistake me for a female
and now you’re ride*or*die for the person that scarred you
i thought poke b*lls were bad * you were caught in a harpoon
[verse 5: toothless]
n*z* signs and racist designs; you think we missed it?
you’re saying you’re a changed ‘mon, but i don’t wanna jynx it
remember all those toys that kids suffocated to death in?
kept it hidden like an hm in hopes that we would forget it
but we didn’t! tricking children and parents with glaring eyes
shilling two identical variants like a pair of lies
now you’re gaming’s laughingstock; your moment has gone by
‘cuz like your save battery, b*tch, you’ve run dry

[verse 6: pikachu]
i’m the best selling franchise of all time; my trade is trained
call this a pokerap battle how i’m taking names
hunting for light furies that went into hiding?
it’s like your life soft*reset the second you found a shiny
never first at dreamworks; you got your own gary
always second to shrek ‘cuz dragons can’t touch fairies
while i am the very best and no ever was better
so f*ck a rare candy * you’ll never get on my level

- eddiefrb lyrics

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