fun - eddie haskell lyrics
“fun” lyrics by rapper eddie haskell
[intro / skit #1 of 3]
eddie haskell-: oh baby, won’t you please come home? ‘cause your loving is all i know….”
mrs. beaver: oh, h-llo eddie are you singing?
eddie haskell-: just practicing for the glee club at school mrs. cleaver
mrs. cleaver: i’m sure you are…
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eddie haskell
aaay!
eddie haskell
wreck the system!
saaay girl!
aaay!
lets have fun!
[verse 1]
come! come, with a kick drum
which pretty kitty from the city wanna come and get some?
man there’s plenty other fish in the sea
seven billion other people, but i’m wondering
if you wanna get high like i do?
fall back…
split an apple pie by that drive thru
try something brand new i betcha never seen on youtube
makes me wanna bet a pound of marijuana that we’re more alike
then you probably ever woulda never figured out until my pockets got bigger
but i ain’t worried about the time, before i had a dollar to my name
not a single penny, but plenty people waited in a quarter mile line
around the block just to hate on my rhymes at the drop of a dime
whats up with that?!?
call me white, but not whack!!!
[chorus] x 4
i want to get f—d up
and put this car in cruise
and roll the windows up
and take a trip with you!
[verse 2]
shorty yelled out shotgun blitz!
hold up, not so fast..
that b-ss drum’s way too thick
might make me c-m, c-m way too fast
buck 20 on the dash, with my foot down on the gas
and i’m sorry i forgot your name girl, but i’ll never forget that -ss
h-ll no!
n.o
and that -ss is money like cash…
speaking of i hate to ask, but can i borrow some i’m low on gas
then we’ll head to the alps both go ski
you don’t like snow? then we’ll hit jet skis
she said she’d rather stay inside and smoke weed
i said “saaay girl..your just like me”!
now i wanna bring you back to the warm fuzzy sunny side
if you’re ever looking for me follow that dollar sign
that’s right girl holla back
and there’s plenty room for your girls if they wanna pile in the back of the maybach
pack in the way back
man i can’t believe it laughing looking way back
asalamalak-m making tons of kevin bacon
waking baking like jamaicans every morning while i wake up now!
[chorus]
i want to get f—d up
and put this car in cruise
and roll the windows up
and take a trip with you!
[bridge]
-background: airport terminal announcement-
attention all p-ssengers this is the final boarding call for flight #301
ooooo i just wanna go and take trip with you
i don’t even know what is that you do girl
i don’t have a clue girl
but i swear it’s true girl
i’ve never seen the gr-ss so green or the sky look more blue
and if you read between the redlines in my eyes you’ll know it’s true!
saaay girl, you so bad that -ss looks like a mirage
and i can’t hide that i love you girl even with camouflage
let’s go!
[outro]
i want to get f—d up
and put this car in cruise
and roll the windows up
and take a trip for two!
saaay girl any place that you’ve never been than we’ll go visit too
and if your girls wanna come along, then they’re more than welcome too
first cl-ss don’t even ask, only way i’ll fly you
mile high club tonight and i know that you and i just met tonight
and that i liked you..
but now i’m sure i more then just like, like you!
saaay girl… you know i do!
… let’s have fun!
[outro (continued) skit #2 of 3/ “leave it to beaver”]
eddie haskell-: this’ll be the last time you get to see me for a while
mrs. beaver: really, eddie?
eddie haskell-: yes, i’ve gotten a job i told my father it’s the best thing if i’m planning to pursue a career in business
mrs. beaver: well i guess wally would like a job, but he’s got track practice everyday
eddie haskell-: perhaps i’m making the right decision though? after all i’ve heard of very few people becoming millionaires running the d20…
[outro (continued) skit #3/ “busboys & poets 5th & k nw, dc”]
host: so he said that he (eddie) wants to …1. get f-cked up! 2. put the
car in cruise 3. and put these windows up 4. and take a cruise…. ”
rapper eddie haskell-: i do!
crowd: (laughter/pause)
host: “homie let me tell you something if we take a trip together
f-ck that i’m driving .. sober! give it up one more time for eddie
haskell.. alright, alright!
rapper eddie haskell-: thank you!
crowd: (cheers & applause)
301
eddie haskell
aaay!
eddie haskell
aaay!
saaay girl!
lets have fun!
end – “fun” lyrics by rapper eddie haskell
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