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oh, is she dumb - eddie cantor lyrics

[verse 1]
there’s a girl i know who came from college, yessir
and she’s supposed to have a lot of knowledge
just seventeen
oh, what a queen!
sweet face and figure, you know what i mean
just like a rose from the south
but when she opens her mouth

[chorus]
oh, is she dumb!
oh boy, is she dumb!
she thinks she’s as bright as can be

[verse 2]
she’s so dumb she don’t know where she’s at
thinks the english derby is a hat
gee, but she’s dense
no common sense
just ahead of solid ivory
she’s so dumb she should be in a cage
thinks virginia hams are on the stage (my goodness!)

[chorus]
oh, is she dumb
dumb as they come
she’s even so dumb she likes me
[verse 3]
what do you suppose she did last summer?
tried to buy plumb pudding from a plumber!
why, she said to me
that b.v.d
was just a password in freemasonry
i heard her say to a dame
that iceberg’s a yiddisha name

[chorus]
oh, is she dumb!
oh, is she dumb!
she thinks she’s as smart as can be

[verse 4]
she’s so dumb i heard her ask the boys
if long island sound could make a noise
oh, what a peach!
thinks that rex beach
is just a summer place down by the sea
she can’t tell an airship from a tank
thinks that daylight savings is a bank!
folks say she’s bright
maybe they’re right
but she’s just a dumbbell to me
[verse 5]
when she hears that april showers song
she always takes a parasol along
(can you beat it?)

[chorus]
oh, is she dumb!
dumb as they come
she’s even so dumb she loves me

- eddie cantor lyrics

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