puddle of brown - eatmyshit lyrics
okay
now this is a story that i don’t like to tell very often
but it’s pretty funny so i think i’ll tell it right now
because yeet
so one day i was working on my job
flipping some patties
i was a little hungover
because i may have had a few drinks the night before
but i was ready
i was making a chicken club sandwich
for some guy at the bar
and we were pretty busy
i was just about finished up with the ticket
when i noticed something running down my leg
i said oh no
i said oh no
i said oh no
i waddle to the bathroom
and pull my pants down
what do i see but a puddle of brown
got enough chocolate pudding
for the whole d*mn town
and uh, that concludes the story of the time i sh*t my f*cking pants at work
uh, yeah
pretty f*ckin’ pathetic ain’t it
but uh
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