montana [return of the son of...] - dweezil zappa lyrics
[verse 1]
i might be movin’ to montana soon
just to raise me up a crop of dental floss
raisin’ it up
waxin’ it down
in a little white box
that i can sell uptown
by myself i wouldn’t have no boss
but i’d be raisin’ my lonely dental floss
raisin’ my lonely dental floss
[verse 2]
well i just might grow me some bees
but i’d leave the sweet stuff to somebody else
but then on the other hand i would
keep the wax
‘n melt it down
pluck some floss
‘n swish it aroun’
i’d have me a crop
an’ it’d be on top
that’s why i’m movin’ to montana
[refrain]
movin’ to montana soon
gonna be a dental floss tycoon, yes i am
movin’ to montana soon
gonna be a mennil*toss flykune
[guitar solo]
[bridge]
i’m pluckin’ the ol’ dennil floss
that’s growin’ on the prairie
pluckin’ the floss!
i plucked all day an’ all nite an’ all afternoon
i’m ridin’ a small tiny hoss
his name is mighty little
he’s a good hoss
even though
he’s a bit d*nky to strap a big saddle or
blanket on anyway
he’s a bit d*nky to strap a big saddle or
blanket on anyway
anyway
i’m pluckin’ the ol’
dennil floss
even if you think it is a little silly, folks
i don’t care if you think it’s silly, folks
i don’t care if you think it’s silly, folks
[verse 3]
i’m gonna find me a horse just about this big
an’ ride him all along the border line
with a pair of heavy*duty
zircon*encrusted tweezers in my hand
every other wrangler would say
i was mighty grand
by myself i wouldn’t have no boss
but i’d be raisin’ my lonely dental floss
raisin’ my lonely dental floss
raisin’ my lonely dental floss
[verse 4]
well i might ride along the border
with my tweezers gleamin’ in the moon*lighty night
and then i’d get a cuppa cawfee
‘n give my foot a push
just me ‘n the pygmy pony
over by the dental floss bush
‘n then i might just
jump back on
an’ ride like a cowboy
into the dawn to montana
[outro]
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy*ty*o*ty*ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy*ty*o*ty*ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy*ty*o*ty*ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy*ty*o*ty*ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy*ty*o*ty*ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy*ty*o*ty*ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy*ty*o*ty*ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy*ty*o*ty*ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy*ty*o*ty*ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy*ty*o*ty*ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy*ty*o*ty*ay)
movin’ to montana soon
(yippy*ty*o*ty*ay)
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