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there's a monkey in the building - duane stanford lyrics

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verse 1

parkview, its the place where i learn things
but today i have a really weird feeling
i feel like something’s about to go
down
but oh, well
i go to school anyway
pull up to the front of the school
and open the door
i go to first period
it seems fine
go to second period
third period
fourth period
fifth period
guided study
then i go to lunch
i can’t wait to eat
but then i hear
a big huge screech

chorus (x2)
oh snap!
there’s a monkey in the building
what the cr-p!
there’s a monkey in the building

verse 2

i start running but the monkey runs faster
so plan b, i grab my turbo blaster
i start shooting
but teachers shouldn’t worry
because it shoots out bunnies that are tiny and furry
the bunnies are strong, but the monkey is stronger
it has opposable thumbs and its legs are longer
the monkey’s getting away
what do i do next?
i go to the janitor’s closet and grab a monkey net
and swing!

chorus (x2)

verse 3

lunch is almost over and the monkey’s pretty hungry
so he goes to a lunch line and grabs an entrée
plus three sides
the lady tells him “no”
he doesn’t care, he types in his number and goes
then i realize what i have to do to stop him
i grab his banana from his tray
and i squash it
he gets really sad
the monkey starts to cry
i feel bad and buy him another banana
darn it, now i owe money!

chorus (x2)

- duane stanford lyrics

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