new rules for covid dating - dua lipa lyrics
[verse 1: dua lipa & james corden]
what a year for dating, crazy
nothin’ is the way it was
people textin’ exes s*x pics
from the bas*m*nt at their mom’s
[refrain: dua lipa & both]
if you have human contact
don’t know what you’ll contract
so your first date’s always on zoom (oh)
you just wish you could just go out
get a little naughty
girl, you’re drunk on facetime
wifi’s gettin’ sloppy
[verse 2: dua lipa & james corden]
there’s no bars, there’s no school
poundin’ claws in a kitty pool
thirsty slides through dms
now you landed in their close friends
[verse 3: dua lipa & james corden]
no matter how you try to break through
it all feels like a waste of time
when you’ve gotten your face off netflix
hulu, hbo, and prime
[refrain: dua lipa & james corden]
now you’re lookin’ ready
though, it’s low*key scary
check your drip and grab your lysol (oh)
[pre*chorus: dua lipa & james corden]
if you’re ever wanna see another person’s body
if you zap on your forehead, you’re a total hottie
[chorus: dua lipa & james corden]
wear a mask, wash your hands
it’s not like you have other plans
it’s awkward, but it’s cool
following all these covid rules (covid rules)
[bridge: dua lipa, james corden & both]
one: get in the zone, no more doing edibles at home alone
two: stalk their instagram
gotta background check if you wanna slam
three: up your waxin’ game
no one’s seen you naked since february
and if you hit it off, watch out if they start to cough
i got new rules for dating
six feet apart, no mating
masks can be irritating
no more procrastinating
these are the rules for dating
one: there’s a new third base, that’s when you get to see their lower face
two: right before you touch, purell until your hands get rough
three: just seal the deal, you better hope you l!ck ’em when you wake up in the morning
you’re feelin’ numb, it’s you, your hand, and onlyfans
[outro: james corden & dua lipa]
we’ve got rules for dating
safety is stimulating
it’s your neighbors you’re saving
you’ll get that touch you’re craving
just follow these rules for dating
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