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problematic coagulum - drrandomercam lyrics

iit’s 10pm, i’m stood at a bus stop. next to a lady who seems to have drifted off
she’s listening to music like me, but i’m not on her radar, and nor is the 103
it pulls up and opens its doors. it’s not my bus, mine’s the 104
is she going to dundee or buenos aires? n0body knows, she’s away with the fairies
so i lower my headphones, slide into view and say “is this your bus? is this you?”
and she obviously can’t make out what i say, because her ears, like she said, are plugged up with hairspray

that’s not what i said dear, take out the earbuds. i’m trying to make sure you’re not missing this here bus
but never mind that now, it’s pulling away. are you on something? and are you okay?

and we exchange mutual glances of horror, when i notice she thinks she knows amy poehler

righto, that’s a familiar symptom of something you’ve taken without a prescription
you’re in a floyd hole, or a ketamine prison. or maybe it’s a fungus called feminism

i’m walking away now, you just missed your bus. and i’d rather miss mine than let anyone see us

your hair is green. and it’s been green since you were sixteen
you hang around in public places with imaginary rapists
but you don’t want to be seen

(do i have to?) (do you have two?)

you’re demonstrating something but it’s not your knee. and menstruating isn’t crazy if you don’t free bleed
and i’m probably not the first to point out this conflation, but why haven’t they renamed it “femstruation?”

ask yourself one thing before you complain: what goes down in this scenario when men do the same?
in this sample for example when men jiggle their t-ts, either everybody winces or no one gives a sh-t
when you try to list the ways in which your life is hard, and all you can come up with is how popular you are
then all i can reply in respect to this drivel is politely telling you to check your privilege

that’s the telltale sign of a badly forced rhyme if ever i’ve seen one, green one

your hair is green. like it’s been cleaned in a latrine
old ladies hate your t-ts, and men love them to bits
so you became a feminist

(gaming?) (stop womansplaining) (except rihanna)

all violence is bad, except self defense and compet-tion. some men cannot contain it, and neither can some women
but i am not attracted to them, i would not go back to them, cause i do not react with problematic coagulum

i’m a free thinker, i don’t read the bible. i find it at best trite and at worst tribal
and if i’m not a believer and neither are you one either, let’s agree to agree, paul was an overachiever

your hair is green. and it’s not even hallowe’en
but you dream of the dark ages as you cherry pick the pages
of a marxist magazine

(wras, by definition)

alright nik, i’ve got an idea: go to yemen, it’s lovely at this time of year
then when i try to stop circ-mcision right here, there’ll be one less bigot to drink my male tears

over here when a woman rapes a child, she doesn’t need a ring or a church or a trial
she doesn’t even need to hide or disguise it. we just don’t call it rape. so it isn’t

man or beast or brewer’s yeast commands twice the respect at least
of a shrew demanding grat-tude with nothing in her hand but an att-tude

good plan. i’ll get rid of the meninism, and you can dismantle the feminism
then we can get back to the problems of billions. like mens rights and womens rights. oh and the children

how many quotas, how many safe sp-ces? how many times must girls take boy’s places?
how many departments are we to lay low before you’ll take your eyes off that pr-ck on the radio?

you do to the trans what you do to the cis: you only ignore them if they have a p-n-s

is it? well try being invisible. it’s difficult difficult lemon difficult

your hair is green. and it’s not in the genes, it’s phenylenediamine
your hair is turquoise. and another word for servants is boys

you look like a man. yes, you do. you’re welcome. am i welcome too?

- drrandomercam lyrics

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