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i got it - dropthemik lyrics

special k verse

alright my d-ck is so tiny people stare in amazement
to say my d-ck is small would be a huge understatement
my millimeter peter’s insufficient, non-existant
it so microscopic, that a tick could stop it
couldn’t even hear it move if you use an ultrasonic
if i could describe it in one word i’d say its dainty
my sh-t is smaller than babies man that sh-t is crazy!
my d-ck is too narrow m-st-rbating is impossible
the last time i skeeted i got sent to the hospital
doctors shook their heads and the nurse thought it was comical
tried to bang my girl but it couldn’t be arranged
she said to call her back when they finish the s-x change
and when it comes to the b-lls don’t even get me started
so far up my -ss you could see them when i farted
i got the least girth of anybody on the earth
b-tches looking for my d-ck since my very day of birth!

split-screen verse

play with my d-ck like a guitar, you would have thought i was in a band
the only action i get is from the palm of my hand
my d-ck is misshapen, i can’t even nut
i beat my meat so much the only thing i skeet is dust
touch myself so much my d-ck is pale
so void of liquid shrivels up like a snail
i only need a pinky to pleasure myself
back up ladies cause my p-n-s can never be felt
the only thing black about me is my upper body
the length is so poor that everybody calls it shoddy
i get jealous of how long dental floss is
at this rate don’t know how i’mma bare a kid
garbage man, garbage man, tell me why you don’t understand
the growth on my d-ck don’t belong in the trash can
my p-n-s trifling, people can’t stand the sight of it
that’s why its always mistaken as some dried up sh-t!

rojo rodriguez verse

it ain’t the size of the boat not its the force of the motor
you know i’m cruisin’ the coast until i go motor boating
and i’m on my boating zone until i go post mortem
even so my ghost will blow ectoplasm
i just wanna get bl-wj-bs, but they laugh at my chode naw
it ain’t my fault my d-ck looks like a can of soda
but so what? two inches long….
lookin’ like a chocolate donut… oh what the f-ck!?
yeah w-ssup, not my d-ck, cause that sh-t it never fits
its too big in width yet to short to get it in
its girth is sumo wrestler and its lenth gary coleman
no attention from the wenches, i just get calls from old men
let me be real though, i f-ck bowels of cereal
i like lucky charms, but my favorite is cheerios
they see me though windows and think i’m delirious
just eat the residuals, man that sh-t is delicious!

- dropthemik lyrics

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