dritty birth - dritty pope lyrics
[verse 1:]
i’m thinkin real melancholy
my womans got her melons on me
all my friends are downtown drinking
i’m in harlem on the toilet thinkin ’bout
hot bagels, cold cream cheese in her jeansies
it wasn’t easy ‘cause i am greasy
uh, you got broads in your dorm room?
you got broads, yeah they’re wh0r-s dude!
i got oil in my pores dude
i’m eatin’ spanish food more dude
rice in my face, rice in a napkin
lice in the lace down in her panties
she takes a shower. i shake a tower
i take an hour as per the usual
she neck for hours, it hurts her uvula
i feed her arugula, i’m counting syllables
you countin’ b00bs you f-ck
i read a syllabus, you hit a silly b-tch
you smokin’ blunts, i’m goin’ nuts
i read more syllabi, am i a silly bi?
well, barack got high, mich-lle made it clap
but i just wanna see malia make it shake
‘cause i can eat cake off a cocoa girl’s cake
yeah i can make the bio major shake
i ask her what my genus is
she ask me where my p-n-s is
i ask her what my species is
she ask me where my feces is
wow! i guess you twerk on campus
hey! you should try and work on campus
or just show more of your -ssets
uh, it’s a lotta girls -ss sets
in my cl-sses, in your dad’s bed
vegan ladies: my meat is gr-ss-fed
am i content or am i just content?
[chorus:]
sh-t on a t-tty, t-t on a sh-tty
walter mitty: start a new committee
hit a pretty biddy for infinity
from a new city ‘cause i am dritty
sh-t on a t-tty, t-t on a sh-tty
walter mitty: start a new committee
hit a pretty biddy for infinity
from a new city ‘cause i am dritty
[verse 2:]
do you have aesthetic or is your -ss thick?
you just need some frickin’ chap stick
i need one more chicken frapp stick
am i angry? just a tad bit
temper: don’t know how to calm it
chapped lips and i f-ckin’ balm it
fap it ’til i’m in bed bawling
[chorus:]
sh-t on a t-tty, t-t on a sh-tty
walter mitty: start a new committee
hit a pretty biddy for infinity
from a new city ‘cause i am dritty
sh-t on a t-tty, t-t on a sh-tty
walter mitty: start a new committee
hit a pretty biddy for infinity
from a new city ‘cause i am dritty
[verse 3:]
yo, my bedroom’s got the bros in it
the kale den’s got the hoes in it
my bar binder’s got the flows in it
and the cornfield’s got the crows in it
the laundry hamper’s got the clothes in it
my college courses, i’ve chosen it
in fiqws cl-ss i’m slobin’ it
man it’s gr-ss and flowers, i’m hosin’ it
f-ck her -ss for hours, i’m closin’ it
if you need golf, i’m holdin’ it
if i’m playin’ golf, i’m holin’ it
if it’s got three holes i’m bowlin’ it
and the kitchen cupboard’s got a bowl in it
if i’m on reddit i’m trollin’ it, if i—
rise of the snakes, b-tch don’t step on the brakes
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