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grandma's spending christmas with the superstars - dr. elmo lyrics

[verse 1]
she’s standing under the mistletoe with elvis
he’s been consoling her because she’s missing gramps
then elvis offers her the keys to a new cadillac
well, oh, well, oh, and a couple of sheets of elvis postage stamps

[verse 2]
she’s christmas shopping at the mall with marilyn monroe
they like to schmooze about how men have done ’em wrong
and marilyn says this “women’s lib” thing sounds just super
“but i’m just glad it didn’t hit ’till i was gone”

[chorus]
grandma’s spending christmas with the superstars
since that reindeer ran her down that fateful night
grandma’s hanging out with all those late, great stars
for the heavenliest christmas of her life
[interlude]
oh, look! grandma’s trying to comb someone’s hair
why, it’s bob marley!
and look here! she’s giving howard hughes a manicure
oh, poor richard burton! tch, tch, tch, tch!
she just gave him the news about elizabeth taylor fortensky!

oh, she’s been trimmin’ the tree with liberace (“call me lee!”)
he’s got that certain something grandpa always lacked
but when she opens up his gift and sees a full*length mink
she says, “if it ain’t fake, i’ll have to send it back!” (send it back!)

sing it, superstars!

grandma’s spending christmas with the superstars
since that reindeer ran her down that fateful night
grandma’s hanging out with all those late, great stars
for the heavenliest christmas of her life (i just wanna be your superstar!)

- dr elmo lyrics

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