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saving the world - dr. domino lyrics

the apocalypse is happening
hide inside the cabinet
zombies outside, no cops to help
the only person that can help is

i open the door to the apartment, as the zombies look at me
i scream “hey zombies, would you like a cup of tea?”
they start swarming me, i try to react quick
quickly reacting, i grab for the broomstick
i push it at his face like a ball at the pool table
this all seems like a fever dream, like an aesop fable
the zombie tries to come in, then trips over an cable
he slowly gets up, staggers like he’s disabled
i grab my gun, and shoot him dead, i’m surprised i was able
the others are fast to follow, then trip over the dead flesh
hang on, i just need to take a second to process and refresh
ok, i’m fine now
i shoot up all the zombies til they’re dead like pow pow
i wait a second, see no more zombies come up
i walk out the door, and make my way downstairs
when suddenly i see zombies in wheelchairs
i shoot them all down
they surrender with a frown
i’m the biggest zombie murderer in town
yes, that’s a noun
i get up, and i go outside
when i see 5 zombies coming from the seaside
i’m mortified
my gun’s still in the building, that’s the downside
i get up, and sprint towards the entrance
preventing the end of the world is hard like tetris
but i’m not giving up, i get up off the ground
when suddenly i hear a a really strange sound
it’s a nuke! and it’ll blow up in five minutes
i hope that in that amount of time i can finish on thew clock
i feel determined so i go back outside, and grab my glock
before i can, the 5 zombies come inside
and try to swarm me and my glock
i knock the 5 zombies out like me with writer’s block
i hear a zombie say something, i say “woah, you can talk?”
i see 50 on a boat coming from the dock
and 39 more across the street on the sidewalk
i reload my gun, and i shoot them all down
until i remember about the ones on the other side of the street
i k!ll them all too, they’re dead like ctrl+alt+delete
when from another direction, i smell something horrible
welcome to another episode of the zombie chronicle
i see 5 zombies gathered around, grilling a dead body
i flip out, and i shoot them all dead

- dr domino lyrics

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