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fatty's got it goin' on - douchey dave lyrics

[verse 1]
let me tell you a story ’cause i’m about to flip d-ck
it’s got me looking like a bit of a pr-ck
because i’m usually so sl1ck, but now i’m feeling kind of tricked
and additionally i might be getting sick, here’s the gist
let me take you back to junior high, when i thought i was so fly
but all the wh0r-s just wanted c-ck from other guys, plus, i was shy
but guess what? there was this sl-t and she was showing f-cking interest in me
it’s all become a bit of a blur, but i can still remember dimly
she was easy but she made me f-cking queasy as h-ll
she was astro, quite the fatso, but i shrugged and said “oh well”
’cause i was h-rny as a rabbit, it’s a normal f-cking habit
but i don’t wanna only grab it, going rabid, wanna tap it
so i f-cked her, then i dumped her, and i got the h-ll away
and since then i have been single, but i saw her the other day
her face is rustling my jimmies
and her body’s slimmed so thinly
thinner than a pickaninny, she’s so skinny
and this girl is now so d-mn hot that i would eat her farts
but when i asked her out, she told me that i broke her heart
and i’m feeling like a putz, ’cause this sl-t has lost her gut
but now she doesn’t even wanna suck my nuts, what the f-ck?

- douchey dave lyrics

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