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life as a simp - donnoven lyrics

?:
oh my god i’m so sorry i just saw this

donnoven:
what? it’s been a month… i thought you were dead

that’s just life as a simp
i’m so glad i’m not a pimp, got no time for sarah jessica or kim
that’s just life as a simp, yeah i don’t got no hoes
if you only need one dude, let me know

tell me how your day was
girl you (?) famous
lemme take you out i bet that you like asian
do your feet hurt girl lemme rub those
lemme take you to the mall and buy you new clothes
if you like that, throw it in the bag
ima buy it for your f*cking price tag
if you do it then you know i like that
how the f*ck am in love after one (hit?)?

that’s just life as a simp
i’m so glad i’m not a pimp, got no time for sarah jessica or kim
that’s just life as a simp, yeah i don’t got no hoes
if you only need one dude, let me know
baby are you hungry?
come up to my place
we can kick it on the couch and order postmare
we talking friendzones ill be in first place
even though i know i’ll never see your o face
out with your friends? yeah ill pick you up
have a sleepover, i’m in love
cuddle all night just my luck
i just realized we’re never gonna *bed squeak*

that’s just life as a simp
i’m so glad i’m not a pimp, got no time for sarah jessica or kim
that’s just life as a simp, yeah i don’t got no hoes
if you only need one dude, let me know

donnoven:
she said “i’m like a brother to her”?

?:
brotherzoned? bruh thats worse than friendzo*

donnoven:
hol’ up i just got a text from her
* “hey bestie?”
that’s just life as a simp
i’m so glad i’m not a pimp, got no time for sarah jessica or kim
that’s just life as a simp, yeah i don’t got no hoes
if you only need one dude, let me know

- donnoven lyrics

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