winter cumberland - dojo dog lyrics
[intro: narrator]
in a small little village far, far away
there’s a beauty, not shrek
and dojo is his name
let me take you on this journey
i’m sure it won’t be long
so come with, and for us as you listen to these songs
[verse*1: dojo dog]
i can already feel myself creaming
it’s time to have some fun
you can have a little sip but please don’t tell your mum
so bring your boots and poncho
believe me you’ll get wet
you’ll be screaming like shane dawson when peta took his pet
[chorus: dojo dog]
welcome to my winter cumberland
all of the villagers have fun in these lands
we play soggy biscuit with cookies baked by nan
our snow is custom made by the glands of my man
[verse*2: dojo dog]
whenever i’m cold he paints me with a coat
of his naughty children, straight down my throat
done a billi’ poles so call me the g.o.a.t
i’m faster than dasher when he’s on a rope
when santa sees me it’s hoe, hoe, hoe
‘cause he’s straight on his knees and out of control
don’t think for a second i’ll call mrs. claus
she’s in my house stuck in the chimney
waiting like a wh0re
[chorus: dojo dog]
welcome to my winter cumberland
all of the villagers have fun in these lands
we play soggy biscuit with cookies baked by nan
our snow is custom made by the glands of my man
[verse*3: dojo dog]
we hope you got sticky and hope you stick around
trust me when i say our town is profound
the lake is frozen over but there’s a chance you may drown
‘cause all the citizens squirt, it might get in your mouth
[outro: dojo dog]
yeah, hoe hoe hoe
not one client has ever no*showed
yeah, ho ho ho
my snow is freezing, 20 below
(yeah, hoe hoe hoe)
(not one client has ever no*showed)
(yeah, ho ho ho)
(my snow is freezing, 20 below)
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