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dried squid tee! - dj steelflix lyrics

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long ago in china city
lived a boy named hillier
he was destined to become
the dragon warrior, and join the furious 5
but master shifu
(dumb b*tch at the time)
did not believe he had it within him
to become the dragon warrior
so, he went to visit master oogway
for advice on how to train hillier
master oogway said to him
“it matters not what someone is born
but what they grow to be”
kamsahamnida

master shifu
(no longer dumb b*tch)
was moved by these words
and burst into a river of tears
which eventually formed
the 4350km mekong river
he looked up into the starry starry night
and knew it was his destiny
to train hillier to become
dragon warrior!

master shifu flew down the mountain
and into mr pings gourmet restaurant
where hillier was drinking
dried squid tee!

- dj steelflix lyrics

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