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mrigank jain roast session - dj shigatsu wa kimi no uso and dj paneer tikka lyrics

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(intro)
mrigank: two years, i’ll have better grades than you nikhil. i’ll have straight a’s, and you’ll have straight c’s. you’ll uhh, and in high school uhhh, and in college you’ll have to drop out of med. school because you won’t be smart enough and you’ll fail

nikhil: and what’re you gonna do?

mrigank: what i’m gonna do? i’m gonna be in the nba

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mrigank jain

shout out to nikhil damle
shout to archery archit
shout to bryan trinh
shout to my friend bone
shout out to abercrombie and fitch

this kid wants to be in the nba
im bout to hit up the kkk
to k!ll this f-ggit named mj
thinks he will make millions of dollars some day
anyway

you know who is stupid its not that hard to explain
this f-ggots name is mrigank jain
listening to him makes me wanna slit my veins
f-ggot probably still watches thomas the choo choo train

there is no cure
there is no way for you to mature
its a disgrace you and i have the same culture

mrigank looks like a lentil
he’s in environmental
his grades make his parents go mental
his shoes ugly af like they’re a rental
even in environmental science cl-ss his grades are -ss

chose that course just to be guaranteed honors
queer as dumb as joe f-cking connors
his fashion is sh-t every single day
daily outfit be like aztec joggers, abercrombie sweatshirt, pretty f-cking g-y

from the tennis team you got cut
always have your hands in your b-tt
you look like a down syndrome chestnut

your extra curriculars consist of cross country and track
tryna get lettered and receive a plaque
but he’s the slowest one there
he runs slower than a disabled in wheelchair

he wants kristen ruggier
queer wanna jizz on her hair
she doesnt like you because of what you wear
and all your able to do is stare

inspecting the element
it was so evident
when nikhil exposed you
comparing the course numbers, you had this coming to you jew
i have a higher chance of getting cindy liu then you getting algebra 2
all you do is sit at home and jerk off your kazoo

downgraded from honors geometry to algebra 2 cp
mrigank, you need to start questioning your s-xuality
cause i see you always hanging out with shivam
is it because you wanna give him a bl-w j-b?

hey mrigu
if you were in 3 idiots
you would be the engineer that committed suicide
the one that jumped out a building and died

i am about to end the rap right here
you can fire back, but you can’t beat me i am shakespeare
after this rap i wouldn’t be surprised if you disappeared
i am ending this rap right here

shout out to my boy mrigank, bc if he didn’t exist there would be no diss

- dj shigatsu wa kimi no uso and dj paneer tikka lyrics

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