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weed scams - dj narcan lyrics

(evil spange)
i’m jeff from american dad with marijuana
so yea i’m gonna smoke it even if i didn’t wanna
i’ll smoke with your dad, but i hate puff daddy
he was on always sunny and that makes me maddy!
apple fell on my head, boy i hate gravity
i’m hating when people pr*nounce gravy like gravvie
i’m scamming j*pan by making a tsunami
i gave a guy chicken when he wanted salami
i’m bout to scam america and become a commie
nah i’m just kidding (trizzy: that’s not funny)
i’m organizing raw papers with a stapler
that 1*ply toilet paper’s a b*tt scr*per
i scammed god by eating pork on a sunday
guy named garfield hit me up on a monday
gave him a bacon milkshake, but he’s a vegan
scammed his weed with salvia and watched him go off the deep end!

(trizzy)
oh sh*t i clipped, d*mn
i’m not a stoner, i enjoy weed from time to time
helps me think of new ways to commit crimes!
yeah!
i did more crimes than charlie manson
take a seat, i’m chris hansen
just ripped off my cousin, he’s a f*cking idiot
trusted me with his new car, what an idiot
i wrecked it on purpose with a d*mn kid in it
helped me get a job, got him fired on purpose
looks at me and asks “where’s your purpose?”
f*cking loser, go get a life
f*cking loser, go touch some grass
f*cking loser, go touch some ass!

- dj narcan lyrics

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