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***** i'm verified - dj meatball lyrics

[intro dj meatball, dj woof woof and fizzy fin]
(whoop!)

[verse 1 dj meatball]
i used to have no friends and no job
and i’d sit around with no pants on
had no dates, got no love
’cause i still live with my grandma
and everyone treated me badly (you suck!)
city bus would drive right past me
my dog even said “we’re over!”
he wants to see other owners
(hey!) so i talked to a doctor
(hey!) ’cause i was overthinking
(hey!) that day she quit
and she recommended i just start drinking (you got problems)
my dating profile said
“just swipe left” ’cause i know i’ll annoy them
women wouldn’t even look my direction!
hey siri (i have a boyfriend)

[pre*chorus 1 fizzy fin]
then one day i overslept (huh?)
woke up late like “what the heck?” (wait)
checked my socials, wait a sec (what?)
next to my name was a big blue check?
[chorus dj woof woof]
b*tch, i’m verified
(whoop! whoop!)
b*tch, i’m verified
you got the blue check, (whoop!) you got the blue check
you got the blue check (whoop!)
b*tch, i’m verified

[verse 2 fizzy fin]
i’m feeling tremendous (woo, yeah)
now people clap when i finish up a sentence
now they built a statue to honor my existence (okay, woo)
now i got the president fillin’ up my mentions
i don’t need a chauffeur
i ain’t had a car since last october
ever since they gave me a n0bel prize, i don’t drive
’cause a crowd carries me everywhere on their shoulders
(hey!) they put my face on a dollar
(hey!) i grew a few inches taller
(hey!) being verified is amazing
ellen hit me up and said she wants to have my baby (i love you!)
and they tore down the sphinx
and replaced it with my face and my social links
and they named a new species of dinosaur after me
fizzy fin*asaurus, naturally
[pre*chorus 2 dj meatball]
when i hang around the queen
she’s the one who bows to me
she’s gotta show respect
’cause i’m the one with the big blue check

[chorus dj woof woof]
b*tch, i’m verified
(whoop! whoop!)
b*tch, i’m verified
you got the blue check, (whoop!) you got the blue check
you got the blue check (whoop!)
b*tch, i’m verified
you got the blue check, (whoop!) you got the blue check
you got the blue check (whoop!)
b*tch, i’m verified!

[outro: grandma, puff puff]
puff puff! puff puff! it’s time to cut the grass!
no, grandma! i don’t have to mow! i’m verified now
a veggie what? i don’t care if you eat meat or not, you get out there and cut that grass!
ugh

- dj meatball lyrics

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