horriblest trip ever - dj esbe lyrics
[intro: dj esbe and yung trap]
look, issa ‘nother one
h*llo, guys. this is dj esbe in the house! and i’m also yung trap. two people at the same time! anyways, this is fiction. first off, i don’t have a sister and i’ve never been to alabama, though we do have a 76 in my town. let’s go!
[verse 1: yung trap]
i was bored out of my mind in my room
then my dad popped in and said we’d have a trip soon
i got excited and i wondered where
baltimore, gatlinburg, or maybe bonaire?
he said we’d be going to a place called this:
hesamesalasamorecricrionnaprish
that’s what it sounded like, but we were going someplace creepy
just the sound of that makes me never wanna sleep*y
there was a campground right near the town
we packed all our stuff and my sister packed her crown
but before we started, we had a bathroom break
and stopped for gas ‘cuz it was low and for my dad’s sake
oh, by the way, the gas station was a 76
they are rare around here, if you find one, take a pic
afterwards, we were on our way
to the state of alabama where it’s located
[chorus: yung trap]
on our way, on a trip
see some leaves, watch it sway
no reception at all
i just want the day to slay
ugly vultures in our way
creepy houses abandoned
not even close to our house
will this have a bad end?
[verse 2: yung trap]
just as we hit the road, we got a flat tire
that’s when we found an oddly*shaped iron
we kept in our collection which i didn’t know was there
where’s tire? here’s tire! it’s right over there
after we fixed tire, we were on our way
500 miles and my sister ain’t okay
she was barfin’ in a bag we used for lunch
luckily it was empty or her next would’ve gotten a crunch
[chorus: yung trap]
on our way, on a trip
see some leaves, watch it sway
no reception at all
i just want the day to slay
ugly vultures in our way
creepy houses abandoned
not even close to our house
will this have a bad end?
[verse 3: yung trap]
78.8 miles to montgomery
ain’t as scary as i thought it would be
we stayed at a courtyard by marriott
that’s when my sister called me a thot
i thought we were going to a campsite
but it turns out it had rained that night
the lobby was glimmering and glistening
cool restaurant with fancy little things
our room had a 30 inch flatscreen tv
my dad turned it on and watched hgtv
wi*fi, wi*fi, wi*fi galore
i watched happy tree friends, tons of gore
my sister was watching icarly in bed
couldn’t get the theme song out of my head
slept, wake up, attractions all day
then we slept another, but first, we played
[chorus: yung trap]
on our way, on a trip
see some leaves, watch it sway
no reception at all
i just want the day to slay
ugly vultures in our way
creepy houses abandoned
not even close to our house
will this have a bad end?
on our way, on a trip
see some leaves, watch it sway
no reception at all
i just want the day to slay
ugly vultures in our way
creepy houses abandoned
not even close to our house
will this have a bad end?
[outro: dj esbe and yung trap]
and then we left to va
woo! that was a cool song
listen to me nonstop
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