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passion of the condog - dj condog lyrics

he’s dead
dj condog is dead

gotta get those grain waves

my name is graves, coalville born and raised
i made a crispy snack, grain waves
but don’t let that get in the way because
i watched dj condog die on the table
headphones sticking out his neck like some ancient twisted fable

as i lay dying there i looked you in the eye
for a second there amongst the blood
it warmed me up inside because
even if i don’t survive
i got a friend to live on and spread my story far and wide

he’s dead
welcome back to the church of condog
where we pray for the truckers and the sheep dogs
and i will never leave you
i may be dead but i’m never dying
may not be canon but i’m never lying
vengeance will always come when you’re trying
yeah

but like jesus i rise i’m a bread with a lot of yeast inside
and you gotta understand if i demand that justice arrived cause yeah
i know somebody wronged me
i confronted hackett, he said you got me
he did it for the thrill of the k!ll and fame of doing my show without me
i don’t ever understand it, just how you came back to this planet
you were dead on the table am i able to know if it’s canon or not i demand it
the chief curator will surely update you
maybe next june when he gets his licence and maybe has a break through

he’s dead
welcome back to the church of condog
where we rise from the dead and we’re never gonna fall off
not with that chinese magic dog
back from the dead and i’m never dying
hackett said he k!lled me but he might be lying
is that a story you’re buying?
i’m not

maybe you’re just over thinking things
take a step back and see what you can*
wait wait wait wait
hold up hold up hold up
we got something to say
my name is conrad spire
that man is a liar
he’s pulling wool all over the eyes of all the people you inspired
now this is jim theery
and i have a theory
that he is not really the man that you always thought that he would be
yeah he wanted you dead
decapitated head
with you out of the way he could be the libyan ambassador instead
so he hired headphone jack
a water fountain hack
to strangle you with headphones while he stabbed you in the back
this is insane
are you really even listening?
i’ve been here supporting you these pr*cks just want to k!ll the king
shut up and let me think
you’ve been loyal but i smell a stink
your loyalty’s slip and slide like and elephant in an ice skating rink
do you really wanna go to war it’s not something you can afford
i got a million vegans is an open field ready to wield we’ll never yield
i’m thinking it’s time to end this
goodbye wayne you wavy grain b*tch

he’s dead
welcome back to the church of condog
where we vanquish the devil and eat doritos with god yeah
back stabbing is a sin
started out in a dog kennel
now i become a god and a military general yeah
the book of condog will save us all

can i get an amen?
oh yeah
look at me now jesus
amen!
i’m as a big as you
oh hallelujah
hallelujah will you praise the condog

the vegan wars will begin

- dj condog lyrics

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