old folks home - dj butt stuff barbie lyrics
verse 1
welcome to florida, the sunshine state
where seniors spend the rest of their days
retirement yeah i’m sure it’s nice
but do you get tired of living this life?
you’re all locked up in a nursing home
n0body visits you feel so alone
but then enters me, a candy striper
i give one a wink and he wets his diaper
prechorus
visitng hours start at eleven
i’ll give thеse geezers a taste of hеaven
and find stuff to p*wn if i have some luck
who wants a taste of my pink fruit cup
chorus
sl*ttin’ it up at the old folks home
f*cking old geezers with nowhere to go
don’t need dentures to eat this p*ssy
like the pureed food it’s soft and juicy
sl*ttin’ it up at the old folks home
if you could feel them you’d curl your toes
i’m not your wife she died in ’08
but we can pretend while we fornicate
verse 2
b*i*n*g*o
i’m your grandpa’s favorite hoe
tits out in the bingo hall
his limp d*ck slaps against my walls
use your blotter on my free sp*ce
pop a blue pill and cum on my face
my bingo champ you win every time
your final sp*ce is o*69
prechorus
so many lessons in the bedroom
you taught me how to cut a rug
now i finger blasy your catheter
take out your dentures before we make love
chorus
sl*ttin’ it up at the old folks home
f*cking old geezers with nowhere to go
served in the war you fought under nixon
now i’m under you, your scrubbed up vixen
sl*ttin’ it up at the old folks home
if you could feel them you’d curl your toes
bump and grind on your shower chair
this p*ssy’s covered by medicare
bridge
i’m gonna steal a pearl necklace from your drowsy grandmother
then go across the hall and work your grandpa for another
scoring two of my favorite things
riches and d*ck both at the same time
once the meds and dementia set in
they’ll have no clue i’m robbing them blind
one just drools and stares at the wall
while i make her valuables mine
it’s as if she doesn’t know i’m here
wait hold on i think she’s actually blind
oops
chorus
sl*ttin’ it up at the old folks home
f*cking old geezers with nowhere to go
hearing aid’s off so i don’t talk
give me a ride cuz you can’t walk
sl*ttin’ it up at the old folks home
if you could feel them you’d curl your toes
greatest generation forgot how to screw
grim reaper comes before you do
outro
daddy won’t you come to me
i’ll show you things you’ve never seen
tonight your meal is cheap
cuz this p*ssy is young and free
young and free
young young and free
cuz this p*ssy is young and free
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