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the nsfw christmas song - distlefink4chanpaddy lyrics

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chestnuts roasting on my flaming d*ck
tater tots nipping at your toes
yuletide fairies being d*cked down by hoes
women men and people will blow

everybody knows some chicken and a firearm
help to make the families fight
little b*tches with their pies all ajar
will find it hard to sleep tonight

they know that santa’s not real
he’s loaded lots of hopes and dreams into some veal
and every child’s mom is gonna nag
to see if tim is really a f*g

and so i’m offering these pompous g*ys
to priests from one to sixty*nine
although you’vе been f*cked many times, many sprays
very thiccnеss to you

and so i’m offering this simple phrase
to kids from one to ninety*two
although it’s been said many times, many ways
merry christmas to you

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