ishowedumydickpleaserespond - diss wars & mf dezze lyrics
[verse 1:mf dezze]
why this n*gga acting like an autistic dinosaur?
why this n*gga bark at his opps like he was dmx?
you showed your d*ck once
but will scar millions to come
you knew you were playing a kid’s game
so why were you acting dumb?
your iq doesn’t exist
you have no brain cells yet
act like a caveman
when you should act yo d*mn self
and you almost died?
yeah n*gga we celebrated
another trash ass streamer that didn’t make it
also winning variety streamer over ludwig?
you don’t deserve it
you don’t deserve anything
constantly getting into feuds
the f*ck is wrong with dude?
adin saw speed’s d*ck when he was a minor
f*ck is wrong with you?
the face of kick?
how about you suck my d*ck?
saying all this controversial sh*t
somebody needs to get you f*cking hate
plus you be acting mad sus for no reason
you could have eaten the beef in the freezer
but instead you decided to eat him
you know rappers ain’t with the g*y sh*t
they wit the ak sh*t
so they can get you hit
just a warning buddy
wait,buddy?
nah f*ck that
we have never been bros
and this ishowspeed n*gga doesn’t get any hoes
bro got a d*mn nest on his head
what,you tryna raise a bird family?
and why yo nose so big?
you look like the f*cking goblin from clash of clans
you can get away with exposing yourself
but when i say one bad word i get banned?
how the f*ck does that work?
and how you 18 and think that you can twerk?
h*ll nah
get yo ass outta my face
that sh*t stink from the camera
that sh*t smells like skunk
i bet a n*gga like you can’t even dunk
[verse 2:mf dezze]
and you actually like one piece?
are you purposely tryna waste your time?
i’ll have you know that instead of that i watch breaking bad
less time consuming
plus it feels like you aren’t watching it for a f*cking eternity
what happened to streamers nowadays?
all of them have attention deficits
and can’t pay attention to sh*t
and xqc calls it a reaction video but he ain’t react to sh*t
just leaves the room when a video’s playing
stare at the screen silently like i was xqc
i’m stealing your video like i was xqc
got a lot of drama behind my name like i was xqc
and i call out people who call out my reaction videos like i was xqc
and kai cenat
went from streamer to hoster of a riot
and when it takes place at night
it hardly is ever quiet
you put a scam right in my face
and i ain’t gon f*cking buy it
but ronaldo says it’s solid
yeah i know that he’s f*cking lying
you got his ass off wish,didn’t you?
that ain’t even the real ronaldo
f*ck is wrong with dude?
you have l taste in soccer
but that ain’t the only b*lls you like
you like greasy oily black men
who kiss yo ass goodnight
almost set yo d*mn house on fire
like you discovered it
acting like a caveman when you discover sh*t
got beef with yo monitor cause it keeps falling on you
matter of fact just let it fall on you
you loud as sh*t
pipe down boy
you’re f*cking annoying
and n0body really f*cking loves you cause you’re that annoying
loud doesn’t equal funny
so stop tryna do that
at home is the last place you belong
the zoo is where you belong at
b*tch
[verse 3:reef alchemy]
yeah
uh
yeah
yeah
man if i was uzi i would beef with yo ass dude
in anything i could beat yo ass dude
don’t release music anymore
cause that sh*t be ass dude
everything about you is ass,dude
should’ve worn underwear under those shorts
so that children wouldn’t have to see your meat
ishowspeed?
ishowmeat
c*ck hanging out my pants like ishowspeed
i’m a f*cking idiot like ishowspeed
ishowspeed?
more like ishowspecialed
you probably don’t have a brain in yo thick ass head
off this streaming sh*t you get a whole lotta bread
but nah bruh
we wanna see yo ass f*cking dead
fans swatted you
yeah,f*ck them too
i can’t f*cking stand your chat
they just be saying sh*t
and not thinking bout what they saying
which makes them sound r*t*rded
uh oh,r*t*rd alert!
ishowspeed fan iq can’t be higher than 2
and you probably failed every one of your tests
when you were in school
made noises in the back
while teachers were tryna teach
always got detention
cause n0body ever liked you
you wanna f*ck chika?
she’s a robot for christ sake!
knowing that you wouldn’t be much help in the robot uprising
the fact that you haven’t got cancelled yet is surprising
and you are the worst streamer around
you more than a clown
you the entire f*cking circus
you think you overreacting is a mistake
but that sh*t’s on purpose
we know
[outro:mf dezze]
hey man. if you respond to this then we won’t take any offense because we all know that diss track will be hot garbage. that sh*t will stink. that sh*t will be..uh..be a..um..a two pack of ass. like two cans of bounce that ass bro. you stink. put some f*cking deodorant on bro. n0body wants to smell your stink ass bruh
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