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the night santa got a d.u.i. - dirty laundry lyrics

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late on christmas eve santa landed on my roof
he stumbled down my chimney wreaking of gin and dry vermouth
he bent over to grab his big and bright red sack
with his pants plumber style. i stared at his b*tt crack
i stared at his b*tt crack
i stared at his b*tt crack
i stared at his b*tt crack

i asked santa not to leave, he drank way too much beer
he replied, “ho, ho, ho, go to h*ll!” and then gave me the finger
santa got in his sleigh and went for one h*ll of a ride
i heard when the fuzz pulled him over he blеw a point two five!
he blew a point two fivе!
he blew a point two five!
he blew a point two five!

and all of the kids in the land, they started to cry
the night santa drank too much and got a d.u.i

- dirty laundry lyrics

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