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live from the biggest concert ever - did dood lyrics

[doods, singing]
and that’s why we call it did dood

[dialogue: tiller, olver]
alright guys, i think i got some time. i’m gonna do it
okay, good luck…

hey guys
listen, i’ve been feeling a little lonely lately
i mean, i like hanging around with the doods, but i figured i’d be married by now!
uh* okay, anyway
i just learned this song on the ukulele
so here’s a little tune
this one goes out to all the ladies in the audience!

[tiller, singing]
i sit down in the shower
water streamin’ down my face
i’m cryin’ tears of anger
cause i’ll never find my place
i need someone, just anyone, to love me
it could be one of you
whenever i see a woman
i wanna curl up and hide
i get so nervous with them
i start to break down and cry
it’s really just pathetic
but i can’t help it
[dialogue: dillin, olver]
should we do something?
maybe… i’m kinda curious how it’s gonna play out…

[tiller, singing]
you know what?
maybe i’m not the problem
maybe it’s all of you
all of you are selfish
you never let a nice guy win
all you want is gym bros who treat you all like cr*p
well guess what, the perfect guy was right behind your back!
but you never notice him, do you?
all you women are the same!
you all*

[dialogue: olver, dillin, tiller]
tiller, everyone!

hey guys
so, we’ve just been informed that there are some problems with the pyrotechnic equipment
just show tech, all that stuff, but, uh
this whole place is gonna blow we’re all gonna die everybody get out!
(audience screaming)
(the doors are locked!)
ah ha ha
it was a joke, it was all a joke
we got you though, admit it, we got you
come on everyone, lighten up
we’re putting on a show here
ready guys?

[doods, singing]
one, two, three, four
we were just kidding about the bomb
there wasn’t actually a bomb
now we’re singing this little song
if you know the words you can sing along

sorry we tricked you about the bomb
i even saw one guy call his mom
he called her to say his final goodbyes
the look on his face was such a surprise
now he probably feels like an idiot
his mom thinks he’s dead, she’s so stupid
i saw another guy have a heart attack
all he did was scream then fade to black

only idiots have heart attacks
i am not an idiot and i also didn’t have a heart attack
and no, we will not give your money back
(audience booing)
[dialogue: olver, dillin, tiller]
aw, come on guys, it was just a joke!
yeah, we’re sorry
stop* stop throwing cans at us!

guys, what are we gonna do
it’s our last show on the tour
we need to get the fans back on our side
what’s the point?
we screwed up, let’s just go home
yeah, i’m over it
screw the fans, i need a coffee
guys stop
this isn’t how things are gonna end
what do you mean?
look at you!
you look like you’ve lost all hope
this isn’t how we go out
listen, we’re did dood
we’re the biggest band in the world
and the biggest band in the world does not give up because of a bad crowd
they finish what they start
they go out with a bang
so let’s do it
do what
how do you expect to fix this?
well what can any band do to win over a crowd?
play new material that no one’s ever heard before?
exactly!

- did dood lyrics

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