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nipple on the grass - dick jonas lyrics

[chorus]
halleluiah halleluiah
throw a nickel on the grass
save a fighter pilot’s ass
halleluiah halleluiah
throw a nickel on the grass
and you’ll be safe

[verse 1: d*ck jonas]
the airlines pay the big bucks, they’ve left the force a wreck
the air force needs more pilots who’re politically correct
so they wrote some brand new rules, it’s now a brand new game
they’re letting girls fly combat jets, the world just ain’t the same
[chorus]
halleluiah halleluiah
throw a nickel on the grass
save a fighter pilot’s ass
halleluiah halleluiah
throw a nickel on the grass
and you’ll be safe

[verse 2: “coyote”]
don’t say that girls don’t do this, don’t tell me why i can’t
it’s all a bunch of bullsh*t, no need to rave and rant
i’ll show you when the shooting starts, i’ll only need one pass
to pump a load of tritanol straight up saddam’s ass

[chorus]
halleluiah halleluiah
throw a nickel on the grass
save a fighter pilot lass
halleluiah halleluiah
throw a nickel on the grass
and you’ll be safe

[verse 3: “sassy”]
when it is that time of month don’t try to f*ck with me
i’ll shove a pair of scissors straight up the place you pee
just take me to the flightline when i’ve got pms
show me where those b*st*rds are, i’m gonna kick some ass
[chorus]
halleluiah halleluiah
throw a nickel on the grass
save a fighter pilot lass
halleluiah halleluiah
throw a nickel on the grass
and you’ll be safe

[verse 4: “harb”]
i love this godd*mned viper much more than i love s*x
he comes first in this girl’s life and then this girl comes next
i can fly this sob right up its own tailpipe
and when i let those bullets go that’s one less ass to wipe

[chorus]
halleluiah halleluiah
throw a nickel on the grass
save a fighter pilot lass
halleluiah halleluiah
throw a nickel on the grass
and you’ll be safe

[verse 5: “duke”]
please don’t think i’m funny because i have a pole
just hold it nice and steady while i find the hole
ask the folks who’ve been there the times i saved their ass
i am a kc boomer, i’m good at passing gas
[chorus]
halleluiah halleluiah
throw a nickel on the grass
save a fighter pilot lass
halleluiah halleluiah
throw a nickel on the grass
you might get laid

[verse 6: “bd”]
i’ve got a load of engines to haul a load of bombs
if you don’t think i’ll kick your ass, then f*ckin’ bring it on
you know with all that cordite i’m gonna get a hit
bone, buff, or sprit; it just don’t make a sh*t

[chorus]
halleluiah halleluiah
throw a nickel on the grass
save a fighter pilot lass
halleluiah halleluiah
throw a nickel on the grass
you might get laid

[verse 7: coyote, sassy, harb, duke, and bd]
the world’s a safer place to be now that times have changed
with all*american women flying all*american planes
so take your little ass to bed, sleep well for goodness sake
your female combat flyers are godd*mn wide awake

[chorus]
halleluiah halleluiah
throw a nickel on the grass
save a fighter pilot lass
halleluiah halleluiah
throw a nickel on the grass
you might get laid

- dick jonas lyrics

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