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joshie says - diary of a wimpy kid ensemble lyrics

[greg, spoken]
and then there’s joshie. as near as i can tell, this joshie kid is some kind of pop singer who is a huge star in europe or something. now, he’s rowley’s hero

[rowley, spoken]
isn’t it awesome!?

[greg, spoken]
rowley, joshie is obviously supposed to be for 6 year old girls

[rowley, spoken, sung]
aw, you’re just peanut b*tter and jealous cause you didn’t discover him!
joshie says the most amazing things
joshie doesn’t just say it, joshie sings
joshie makes a billion european kids go wild and scream and flip their lids
teaches them that being nice is cool
he’s like kidz bop but twice as cool

joshie says
joshie says
“follow your dreams! and respect your parents.”

[greg, spoken]
there’s gotta be some way we can boost our popularity level at school. something that makes us seem a lil cooler

[rowley, spoken]
hey, you wanna make a fort out of my bed sheets?
[greg]
in a video game, the system can beat
in a video game, you find yourself a cheat
a secret code, a hidden lock
avoid the fire, outrace the clock
and win in nothing flat
man, school should be like that

[rowley, greg, both]
joshie says (a video game)
joshies says (in a video game)
you
follow your dreams!
and practice follow proper time management

[greg, spoken]
will you shut up about joshie? i’m trying to save our lives here

[rowley, spoken]
i’m pretty sure a famous musician knows more about saving lives than you do, greg

[greg, spoken]
you don’t even know joshie

[rowley, spoken]
so? i know other famous musicians
[greg, spoken]
like who?

[rowley, spoken]
i don’t know? bill walter

[greg, spoken]
bill walter is not a famous musician

[rowley, spoken]
yeah*huh. he’s in your brother’s band. everybody thinks he’s a rockstar

[greg, spoken]
they only think that because it said so in his yearbook. they only think that because it said so in his yearbook! rowley, that’s it!

[rowley, spoken]
huh?

[greg, rowley, spoken ]
in the middle school game, there’s one sure fire bet
what are you talking about?
in the middle school game, you do one thing you’re set

[greg, spoken]
in the yearbook they always pick class favorites, like “best dressed” or “most likely to be a rockstar.” those people become famous at school! and they don’t have money or cute b*tts! but somehow, they get known for one stupid thing! that’s my ticket to popularity, rowley! one stupid thing! all i need to succeed is one stupid thing!
[rowley, spoken]
is this a great country or what!?

[greg, rowley, both]
rowley, there’s no way that i can fail this!
get a class favorite, then i’ll nail this!
can you see the glory that’s in store?
most likely to succeed!
finally, i’ll top the highest score
one thing is all you need!
so, rowley, follow me!
this gamer’s cracked the secret code!
i’m warping to the easy road
and i’ll be on top in nothing flat
and joshie would be good with that
joshie says
a video game
joshie says
school can be a video game
just follow your dream, best friend
don’t push it, rowley
follow your dream
like a video game!

- diary of a wimpy kid ensemble lyrics

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