headhunter - destrano lyrics
[intro]
what’s your problem?
never heard of a joke?
maybe jokes only count when they’re against me?
or maybe the topic of s-x is too far for people who haven’t had any?
either way, you’re about to get f-cked
[verse]
so if you have a problem with me, for making jokes on the beat
the f-ck do you think a-town was, am i man of the streets?
i guess you can’t handle mature language, my b
or you only tolerate that, while you’re beating your meat
which is good, cause i’ll pull your pants down for everybody to see
the walls are coming down like it’s reagan in berlin
you rigged an election cause you thought you couldn’t win
i guess your self-confidence just wasn’t there to begin
and then when people found out, you had to put on a spin
are we talking about nixon or a tiny little b-tch?
you look like napoleon bonaparte if he had a hitler cut
and that makes me wonder how you ever got to f-ck
i mean, you admitted that you would sell out you wife
so now we all know how you’d treat the love of your life
remember that time you said you’d sell her for tuition money?
maybe when i’m that rich, i’ll give her some of my honey
oh man, tell me now wouldn’t that be funny?
sh-t talking me behind my back with j and juan
has this f-ckin group turned into a beauty salon?
man, cause i know which group already has
and there’s no f-cking way that they’re ever getting a p-ss
so i gotta ask, what the f-ck is it they want?
do you want me to take advantage of someone that’s drunk?
i know that anyone who does should be dead in a trunk
i guess i’m a p-ssy for not actively trying to do that
who cares though, i’m a jack-ss for saying your legs are fat
or i keep missing the ball, for the umpire the catch
y’all should know that i’m picky when i’m ready to bat
but at least i know i’m a good guy, as a matter of fact
now it’s time for another person, i’m going back to back
you seem like you’re ashamed of your heritage
maybe i’ll call you bob so you’ll sound more american
while people call me martin, that’s just a comparison
you’re always crossing the line, what’s going on in your mind?
your dumb-ss missed out on going to a 4-year
should i tell them why you’re forced to stay here?
cause he’s a dumb-ss, but that’s just my observation
he put his school email on his college applications
and when colleges got his apps it said a-p-s-v-a
so all their replies to him were gone-and-m-i-a
all of the r-t-rdation must’ve rubbed off from the republican club kids
so much so that you’re probably out here eating some pigs
here’s some bacon, that’s haram, but l!ck l!ck!
now what about you lyin’ ryan?
always on nationstates, we can see that you’re spyin
everytime that we come back, you pounce like a lion
remember how you were exposed for having 80 puppets?
then you have the nerve to go causin’ some ruckus
when i happen to make an explicit song mentioning c-m
now let me ask you, from where do you come?
it’s not like i’m talking about k!lling or violence
i would much rather sit here in silence
and for all the guys that i mentioned who can’t take a f-ckin joke
apparently s-x is off limits, you would rather hear me “stay woke”
but my wake me now days are put in the past
if you wanted to hear me like that, you should’ve of just f-ckin’ asked
i could put another funny mixtape out, very f-ckin’ fast
but instead, you bash my album after only hearing three songs
the first two weren’t even that bad, it’s the third that didn’t belong
y’all have a f-ckin deficit, if your attention can’t be prolonged
unfortunately, neither can your c-cks, i’m dead, i’m gone
[outro]
and remember, this is just a joke
cause apparently anything can be a joke to you guys
f-cking -ssh0l-s
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