graveyard freestyle - derrick acosta lyrics
i was working on my lab on some serious sh*t
when i suddenly realized i could use a hit
so i loaded up my monstrous bong
and i lit it and out came a fog
and it blasted my mind to a spooky place
and suddenly i saw in the mirror a face
and i stared in the eyes, i said, “what the f*ck?”
it’s f*cking dracula
this is a bad f*cking luck
it was a mash
the beginning of a potato mash
dinner was served
and i just hit my stash
and i’m gobbling it up, and it tastes f*cking good
when i hear a knock at the door, and i say, it should be
not happening because i don’t i’m not expecting any guests
and i open it up and a big scream comes out my chest
because i see wolfman and dracula and frankenstеin and a ghoul
and i went, what the f*ck is this f*cking monster school?
i know you think i’vе got the crazy laboratory sh*t
but i don’t have anything to give you guys so you better get
get on out of here dracula and frankenstein
because what i got is mine
it was a smash
it was a monster mash
it was a smash
graveyard smash, we did our bash
and out of nowhere, a f*cking mummy arrived
he said, 3000 years ago was when i f*cking died
and you’re not gonna believe what they did to my junk and my b*tthole
and i said, “i don’t think i wanna know, you f*cking mummy assh0l*”
he said, “well, watch while i unravel this sh*t”
and out came the most 3000 year old putrefied d*ck
and it had holes in it and beetles and all this crazy stuff
and i said, “i don’t know what you’re doing, mummy, but i’ve had a f*cking enough
so wrap up that old dead d*ck and grab all your dead friends and get the f*ck out of here because this party’s about to ends, bro”
and then they looked at me and they said, “one more surprise
we’re a bunch of monsters, and tonight you dies”
it was the mash
they did the monster mash
it was a smash
it was a graveyard smash
yeah
it was the mash
it got on like the flash
it was the mash
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