professor ivory - depot street lyrics
[chorus: michael abernathy & lucas triba]
cs get degrees
and degrees get the jobs
that last until technology
makes those sweet jobs obsolete
cs get degrees
and degrees get the jobs
that last until technology
makes those sweet jobs obsolete
[verse 1: lucas triba]
professor ivory
gimme a break!
how much more of my life you gonna take?
professor ivory
well get up, man!
you can’t teach me what you don’t understand
can’t bear the thought of two more years
of flash cards spinning out of my ears
[pre*chorus: michael abernathy]
you know, i try, and i try, and i try
but i just can’t seem to get through to these kids
you know
it’s mindboggling that i still call them kids, ’cause
it feels like i was 17 just yesterday
oh doctor, my life is a vapor!
[instrumental]
(oh!
alright)
[verse 2: lucas triba, michael abernathy]
professor ivory
can’t you see
my testing scores mean more to you than me
(no kidding)
professor ivory
well come on, bro!
you can’t tell me what google doesn’t know
(can’t i, now?)
can’t you take into consideration
just let me slide ’til graduation
[pre*chorus: michael abernathy]
if i didn’t care, all of this would be easy
but it seems like every day
i’m bringing this amazing information
to these kids who just want to get some kind of a grade
so they can have some kind of a job
so they can have some kind of a life!
[chorus: michael abernathy & lucas triba]
cs get degrees
and degrees get the jobs
that last until technology
makes those sweet jobs obsolete
cs get degrees
and degrees get the jobs
that last until technology
makes those sweet jobs obsolete
[instrumental]
(come on, bro
that’s right)
[verse 3: lucas triba, michael abernathy]
professor ivory
whaddaya say?
let’s round up this d* to an a
professor ivory
don’t hold me back!
why won’t you just cut a little slack?
(uh huh)
don’t you think my life means more than, say
my 2*point*something gpa? hey, yeah!
[pre*chorus: michael abernathy]
oh, come monday morning
it is on
we’re gonna have ourselves a little share and tell!
(share and tell)
and when it’s my turn, i’m gonna tell them that
the wise man speaks ’cause he’s got somethin’ to say
the fool only speaks ’cause he’s gotta say something!
[chorus: michael abernathy & lucas triba]
cs get degrees
and degrees get the jobs
that last until technology
makes those sweet jobs obsolete
cs get degrees
and degrees get the jobs
that last until technology
makes those sweet jobs obsolete
cs get degrees
and degrees get the jobs
that last until technology
makes those sweet jobs obsolete
cs get degrees
and degrees get the jobs
that last until technology
makes those sweet jobs obsolete
ivory! ivory! ivory! ivory!
ivory! ivory! ivory! ivory!
ivory! ivory! gimme a break!
(woo! [laughs])
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