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elvis & i - denis leary lyrics

elvis and i order domino’s pizza with extra cheese
suckin’ down formula 44d
elvis and i put on diapers and extra sheer pantyhose
we never argue or overdose
he says, “do i look fat to you?”
i say, “no king, it’s not true.
you just have very big bones.”
and then he fires his .44 into the television
elvis and i
elvis and i
elvis and i
elvis and i
elvis and i put on big belts and drive down to burger king
he lets me croon and i let him steer
elvis and i fry up demorol tablets and bacon grease
torkin’ down microwave tacos and beer
he says, “i don’t wanna be on no stamp man.”
i say, “i understand.”
he says, “my mama should be on that stamp man.”
and then he fires his .44 into the television
elvis and i
elvis and i
elvis and i
elvis and i
elvis and i chop up onions and methamphetamines
we cook ’em up with some peanut b-tter and cheese
elvis and i call up cadillac dealerships all night long
suckin’ down ny quil stingers and cheese
he says, “what the h-ll’s lisa marie thinking,
with that michael jackson cr-p?
she should have married janet or latoya or t-to or even mahalia jackson.”
elvis and i
elvis and i
elvis and i
elvis and i

- denis leary lyrics

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