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gympalz - degrading lyrics

[intro]
yo. walked into the gym
i work there, but you know

[verse 1]
then in walks derek!
god that’s f*cking terrifying
derek! i don’t know what he’s gonna do today
probably gets into the gym and walks right up to the treadmill
oh sh*t, he’s gonna get himself nice and warm
yeah, i bet he is
derek! oh, you’re already sweating on that treadmill
the warm up’s already done?
you’re going over to the bench place?
f*ck. f*ck derek, that’s so much weight
i see him lifting 95 pounds and his buldge and his muscles and his abs are poking out through his shirt
his f*cking triceps are just so big
derek! why are you looking so muscular?
god, i just want to take a little l!ck
a little l!ck of the biceps
i said, derek! your form’s all wrong
but you still look so good
derek, you’ve really been getting some gains recently, very impressive
derek, you’re really looking sharp, man
i don’t know how you do it so well
but i swear to god it’s gonna make me f*cking explode
i said derek! derek! derek! ahh
oh my god, he just repped 135!
holy f*cking sh*t
that’s f*ckin good derek
i didn’t know you could lift that much weight
f*ck, i gotta step outside for a moment
i walked back into the gym and i saw derek was on the tricep pulldown machine
i said derek! oh my god, you’re going to failure again
rep it again, rep it again, rep that f*cking sh*t one more time
you got another f*cking rep in you, derek
you know you have another f*cking rep in you
yeah. yeah, keep going, derek
you got that sh*t, derek
come on, please f*cking keep repping that sh*t
go to a failure
don’t stop until you can’t f*cking do it anymore
make sure you’re arms hurt when you’re driving home and you’re washing your f*cking hair
f*ck you, derek! yeah!
derek! f*ck! that’s a new pr!
derek, you’re making me sweat and i’m not even the one f*cking working out
i’m just watching you drip down on the floor oh god
derek, if you go to that bicep curl machine
i swear to god i’m going to f*cking explode
derek, you naughty boy
no
derek went to the bicep curl
derek! don’t do the bicep curl
you don’t know what this sh*t does to me, derek
don’t do the bicep curl, please
don’t do the bicep curl
oh you’re doing is, oh god, your biceps are just so f*cking pumped up right now
oh my god!
god, derek, please
derek! the bicep curl
you’re my bicep girl
if only you weren’t taken
you already have a man, amanda
derek! please be mine
you’re making me sweat by just looking at you
you’re making me sweat and oh derek
you make me feel sublime, derek
[outro]
you finished your workout? good workout, man. you k!lled that sh*t, dude. i better see you there tomorrow. you’re really looking good, man. wow. i think that’s good

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